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(84,560 posts) Tue Sep 23, 2025, 12:54 PM Sep 23

OMG, I am feeling light in my seat, like something is pulling me up.

My clothes are still on. Is this it? Has it started?

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OMG, I am feeling light in my seat, like something is pulling me up. (Original Post) Renew Deal Sep 23 OP

You sure it isn't rocket propulsion from the bean and cabbage soup? Jerry2144 Sep 23 #1

probably just gas, or as I call it... ret5hd Sep 23 #2

Microdosing - when you're doing it right... haele Sep 23 #3

People should be happy I won't be raptured. GoCubsGo Sep 23 #4

What makes you think you'd be chosen? leftstreet Sep 23 #5

I'm sitting on my toilet all day Shellback Squid Sep 23 #6

This message was self-deleted by its author sl8 Sep 23 #7

I'M READY! usonian Sep 23 #8

I wanna get sucked into heaven! berniesandersmittens Sep 23 #9

Jerry2144

(3,043 posts)

1. You sure it isn't rocket propulsion from the bean and cabbage soup?

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Tue Sep 23, 2025, 01:02 PM

Sep 23

ret5hd

(21,932 posts)

2. probably just gas, or as I call it...

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Tue Sep 23, 2025, 01:02 PM

Sep 23

"jet-assisted seat ejection".

haele

(14,809 posts)

3. Microdosing - when you're doing it right...

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Tue Sep 23, 2025, 01:12 PM

Sep 23

...it's the opposite of couch lock.

GoCubsGo

(34,511 posts)

4. People should be happy I won't be raptured.

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Tue Sep 23, 2025, 01:21 PM

Sep 23

If they saw me naked, they'd go blind.

leftstreet

(37,859 posts)

5. What makes you think you'd be chosen?

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Tue Sep 23, 2025, 01:30 PM

Sep 23

Shellback Squid

(9,703 posts)

6. I'm sitting on my toilet all day

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Tue Sep 23, 2025, 01:33 PM

Sep 23

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usonian

(22,044 posts)

8. I'M READY!

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Tue Sep 23, 2025, 02:17 PM

Sep 23

Because Vogons give warning. BUT

The warning was posted in the bottom of a locked filing cabinet stuck in a disused lavatory with a sign on the door saying ‘Beware of the Leopard.”

berniesandersmittens

(12,797 posts)

9. I wanna get sucked into heaven!

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Tue Sep 23, 2025, 02:46 PM

Sep 23

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