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The Borowitz Report- Proximity to Power Fails to Make Elon Musk Interesting
https://www.borowitzreport.com/p/proximity-to-power-fails-to-makeWASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report)—Elon Musk’s strenuous efforts to obtain power have dismally failed to make him an interesting person, a leading expert revealed on Monday.
Professor Davis Logsdon of the University of Minnesota, a scholar who has written the definitive study about tedious graspers, said that Musk has made “the classic misjudgment that many boring people make: believing that access to power would make them less boring.”
“He is still the reason all his employees want to work remotely,” Logsdon added.
In more upbeat news for the Tesla CEO, Donald J. Trump has tapped Musk to mastermind mass deportations, arguing, “Elon already got millions of people to leave Twitter.”
Professor Davis Logsdon of the University of Minnesota, a scholar who has written the definitive study about tedious graspers, said that Musk has made “the classic misjudgment that many boring people make: believing that access to power would make them less boring.”
“He is still the reason all his employees want to work remotely,” Logsdon added.
In more upbeat news for the Tesla CEO, Donald J. Trump has tapped Musk to mastermind mass deportations, arguing, “Elon already got millions of people to leave Twitter.”
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