Matt Gaetz had sex with a minor on a hockey table

[DemocratSinceBirth]

Per CNN

[randr]

1. That will win over all magat sports fans

[Montauk6]

47. Especially if they're on this whole "your body, my choice" BS

[BoRaGard]

2. Puck around and find out...

...find out that if you are a Republicon you get a free pass and a pat on the back and a promotion from the G.O.P. because the whole party has the morals of a felon/rapist/liar/cheater.

[gab13by13]

7. Why did he get a free pass?

[LW1977]

14. Merrick Garland was a coward

And dropped the investigation.

[Irish_Dem]

31. Garland is not a coward.

He is complicit.

[Emile]

39. Garland should have exercised more patience

and nailed the pedophile.

[unweird]

33. Yep, for High Sticking

[Evolve Dammit]

50. Ouch. Good one

[jls4561]

3. I suppose that Zamboni accident would explain his forehead....

[mzmolly]

4. Ick.

What a focking vile POS.

[dweller]

5. Do they mean

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Question answered below .
An air hockey table
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[gab13by13]

6. Garland didn't think he could win the case,

Gaetz must have been more reliable than the 3 people testifying against him.

People close to Trump are getting close to having immunity. Now a judge has postponed Steve Bannon's trial.

Someone on that House ethics committee needs to leak the report. I want to see the reason that Garland passed on indicting Gaetz.

[walkingman]

52. The reason - our justice system usually does not apply to people of wealth or influence.

[OldBaldy1701E]

59. Not unless they are robbing each other. Ask Bernie Madoff.

[Solly Mack]

8. But we're up against the attitudes where people will either blame the girl or cheer his actions.

He'll get an "attaboy" from a certain depraved mentality type and a "the girl was asking for it/wanting it" from another.

Oh, these same people will shoot up a pizza parlor but actual sex-trafficking?

They don't give a fuck.

[obamanut2012]

11. People on this thead are already joking about it

It isn't funny in any way.

[Solly Mack]

13. No, it isn't funny at all.

[Hope22]

44. Agree completely. They should apologize! Nt

[milestogo]

9. I don't know what a hockey table is.

Is it like a ping pong table?

[LuckyCharms]

17. Probably something like this picture.

One person stands at one end, and one person at the other.

Air shoots up through the table that enables the player to use a handheld plastic device to shoot a plastic puck into the slot, or "goal" on the other players side.

[milestogo]

19. Looks uncomfortable for doing the deed.

[LuckyCharms]

21. Yes, I would imagine.

Uncomfortable for the woman, anyway.

But I'm sure Gaetz had no concern for her comfort.

[PeaceWave]

29. Thanks for clarifying. At first, I thought OP meant a foozball table...

Gaetz is so weird, nothing would surprise me.

[Norbert]

37. I would assume ergonomics was not on his mind.

[PeaceWave]

38. I highly doubt Matt Gaetz's mind is ever dictating his conduct.

[surfered]

10. A groomer, supported by those who say they hate groomers, appointed to protect society from groomers.

But why should he be any different than the others? We'll have a fossil fuel guy in charge of energy, a vaccine denier in charge of health, polluters in charge of EPA and Putin sympathizers in charge of intelligence . Welcome to Upside Down World.

[BlueTsunami2018]

12. Like an air hockey table?

That would be feasible.

Certainly not a bubble hockey table.

[PeaceWave]

60. Yes, per the deposition, it was apparently an air hockey table.

[gab13by13]

15. Gaetz should be appealing his conviction for sex trafficking right now

if Garland had indicted him, instead he is a candidate for Top Cop.

Mandatory 10 year sentence for sex trafficking.

3..2..1..the witnesses against Gaetz weren't reliable, but drug addict Gaetz was?

[Evolve Dammit]

51. Damn good question

[Disaffected]

16. "He shoots, he scores"

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/s

[WhiskeyGrinder]

25. fix your fucking heart

[Disaffected]

27. If you can get past your usual self-righteous indignation for a moment

you might consider that comment of mine may not have been intended in the way you seem to have assumed.

And what's that saying about high horses and such?

[Irish_Dem]

30. Don't bite on the bait thrown at you.

Some people live to aggravate people.

Don't buy into it.

[Disaffected]

34. That's good advice.

Unfortunately some things are just hard to ignore...

[Irish_Dem]

36. I know.

In this particular case, the provocations are tempting and a fight ensues.
Been there, done that.

[WhiskeyGrinder]

35. Oh in that case could you walk me through what you intended

[Rob H.]

43. So what did you mean?

Explain it to me like I'm 5.

[sarisataka]

18. There are so many jokes about penalties that could be made

but it's far too serious a matter for that.

[BlueHurricane]

20. Age of Consent in Florida is 18

And that age varies slightly depending on what state it is. I think the word they are looking for is rape not ‘had sex with’.
Trump really has a dreadful track record for the people he surrounds himself with, Jeffrey Epstein, Matt Gaetz. Will we get the report and find out any kind of truth about what he did or will the Republicans cover that up?

[yorkster]

22. Dismayed at attempts at humor here.

No humor in this at all.

[DemocratSinceBirth]

24. No attempt at humor

I basically acted as CNN's stenographer.

[yorkster]

46. Of course. Your post was straightforward and

clear.
A few comments were unfortunate, to say
the least.

[DemocratSinceBirth]

54. It's not funny. He's an effed up guy.

[PeaceWave]

32. We're all processing our grief in different ways.

[Skittles]

62. making fun of perversion is not an answer

Gaetz is one sick fuck but then, so is Trump

[Skittles]

61. I agree

there is NOTHING funny about this

[WhiskeyGrinder]

23. Folks really acquitting themselves on this one

[sarisataka]

40. DU is having a banner day

in another thread there is advocacy for doxing a 9-year-old.

Misogyny, homophobia, transphobia, sexual assault jokes are ok if they are directed against people we don't like

[WhiskeyGrinder]

58. A...nine-year-old? Christ.

[Irish_Dem]

26. Now Trump is just bragging.

[yellowcanine]

28. Okay. If true he raped her. "Had sex" implies consent. A minor cannot consent.

We need to emphasize that this would be rape. Otherwise we are normalizing it.

[AdamGG]

41. Isn't part of the allegation that Gaetz paid for the sex and the girl was being trafficked?

That's the worst part of it, IMO.

[NotHardly]

42. Crimes committed by the wealthy are ignored or get a slap on the hand.

[AdamGG]

45. Gaetz won't be confirmed

This is all a big disctraction from the inexperienced toady nominated to run the military, who will deploy it domestically however Trump wants, the Russian asset who will run the CIA, the vaccine denier nutjob who will run Department of Health, the billionaire government contractor who will decide where the government spends its money - against every conflict of interest law there is, and the rest of the rogue's gallery of bizarro world sycophants who will do the exact opposite of their agencies' stated goals.

[Sneederbunk]

48. When will the women come forward?

[PeaceWave]

49. Vance on a couch. Gaetz on a hockey table. No wonder Republicans take issue with...

what goes on in Democrats' bedrooms. Apparently, their side is having sex everywhere other than a bedroom.

[Arne]

53. I remember our hockey table. It vibrated.

[LetMyPeopleVote]

55. We need to see the House Ethics Committee report

[ThePartyThatListens]

56. But of course!

[SoFlaBro]

57. So fuckface Gaetz rapes children? That is about what I expected out of that lowlife motherfucker.