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usonian

(16,854 posts)
Tue Mar 25, 2025, 07:37 PM Mar 25

A disappointing day at the grocery.

I went to turn around the T***p magazines at the checkout and somebody had already done it.

Just for safety, they are now behind two Jimmy Carters and one National Geographic.

"To the bunker!"

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A disappointing day at the grocery. (Original Post) usonian Mar 25 OP
Bravo!! n/t Michiblue Mar 25 #1
I like it. I like it very much! Maru Kitteh Mar 25 #2
Nice!* 617Blue Mar 25 #3
There's some special Taylor Swift magazine at my store I have put to similar good use. tanyev Mar 25 #4
The guy who used to do the books and magazines at our store finally asked me niyad Mar 25 #5
Duty worth commendation bucolic_frolic Mar 25 #6
Yay for our side! wordstroken Mar 25 #7
Bravo! LoisB Mar 25 #8
Well done MaineNative Mar 25 #9
Fortune Cookie says: usonian Mar 25 #10
One of my favorite things to do back in the day AmericaUnderSiege Mar 25 #11
My favorite bookstore find ever. Not edited. usonian Mar 25 #13
If anyone remembers the old ABC comedy show, Mr. Evil Mar 25 #12
I never made it to the Raisin Brain level of tomfoolery. usonian Mar 25 #14
Shell Oil. Mr. Evil Mar 25 #21
On a similar note, kinda in the ballpark BOSSHOG Mar 25 #15
Prescription required? usonian Mar 25 #16
Back in high school DENVERPOPS Mar 25 #17
I love any story that starts with BOSSHOG Mar 25 #18
Seems DENVERPOPS Mar 25 #20
The local Raley's market pulls your cart to the side and checks items. usonian Mar 26 #22
i am going to have to start doing that again. AllaN01Bear Mar 25 #19

niyad

(122,987 posts)
5. The guy who used to do the books and magazines at our store finally asked me
Tue Mar 25, 2025, 07:50 PM
Mar 25

if I could PLEASE at least wait until he left before I started rearranging things. The new guy shows up after I leave, so I just do it on my next visit.

MaineNative

(33 posts)
9. Well done
Tue Mar 25, 2025, 08:58 PM
Mar 25

I went to my VA appointment last week and noticed that the customary POTUS picture was missing and just an empty frame remained on the wall where Joe once was. I was gleeful.

 

AmericaUnderSiege

(777 posts)
11. One of my favorite things to do back in the day
Tue Mar 25, 2025, 09:19 PM
Mar 25

Whenever a bookstore had a display island of some right-wing fuckwit's latest bucket of hate, I'd slowly intersperse the display with copies of Mein Kampf. Although these days I don't think they'd understand the insult. Probably just buy both with equal enthusiasm.

Mr. Evil

(3,223 posts)
12. If anyone remembers the old ABC comedy show,
Tue Mar 25, 2025, 09:27 PM
Mar 25

'Fridays,' they had this one skit where one of the cast did a segment on 'doo dads.' They were just another version of Chex party mix. Except he had the box upside down and it appeared as 'spap oop.' He was raving (for some reason I can't remember) about 'spap oop.' So, me being me, every time after that whenever I went to the store, I made sure to go down the snacks aisle and turned all the 'doo dads' boxes upside down to say, 'spap oop.' I eventually got busted by a kid that worked there. He actually said he saw that episode and began laughing. I just told him it was my present mission in life.

It used to be fun to be a goofball (which I was very good at). With today's present environment it's becoming harder and harder to laugh and smile at the little things because there's too many big things making our lives much more difficult.

Thanx so much, usonian. Your effort is so much appreciated!

usonian

(16,854 posts)
14. I never made it to the Raisin Brain level of tomfoolery.
Tue Mar 25, 2025, 09:49 PM
Mar 25

Last edited Tue Mar 25, 2025, 11:11 PM - Edit history (1)

Perhaps with the image editor. I'll go through my old computer art. Or start over.
Found it.




Old calculator gag:

710 77345

Requires a 7-segment display. Turn upside down. Works except for the four. Upside down h.

Mr. Evil

(3,223 posts)
21. Shell Oil.
Tue Mar 25, 2025, 11:04 PM
Mar 25

That stuff worked on my old Texas Instruments calculator I got for Christmas back in '73. This is it.

BOSSHOG

(41,804 posts)
15. On a similar note, kinda in the ballpark
Tue Mar 25, 2025, 09:49 PM
Mar 25

Back during Covid a local feed and seed had to pull the ivermectin off the shelf and put it behind the counter. To sell it only for its intended purpose. Don’t know how the did that.

usonian

(16,854 posts)
16. Prescription required?
Tue Mar 25, 2025, 09:57 PM
Mar 25
From the Vet?
🐴🐑
Tractor Supply put up an "animals only" sign.

DENVERPOPS

(11,591 posts)
17. Back in high school
Tue Mar 25, 2025, 10:05 PM
Mar 25

we used to get boxes of Tampax and throw them into guys shopping carts when they weren't looking. That wouldn't work now in grocery markets where you have to unload your own shopping cart on to the conveyor.....

BOSSHOG

(41,804 posts)
18. I love any story that starts with
Tue Mar 25, 2025, 10:16 PM
Mar 25

“back in High School. “ I hardly remember what happened yesterday but I do remember my good old days in High School 55 years ago. For all you whippersnappers the 60s and 70s were awesome. Now get off my lawn.

DENVERPOPS

(11,591 posts)
20. Seems
Tue Mar 25, 2025, 10:45 PM
Mar 25

I'm spending alot more time thinking about those good old days, especially with all that is happening, they Truly were THE GOOD OLD DAYs..............I see what my grandkids are facing and I worry alot about the world they are growing up in.......

usonian

(16,854 posts)
22. The local Raley's market pulls your cart to the side and checks items.
Wed Mar 26, 2025, 12:23 AM
Mar 26

So does Trader Joe's.

Look around!

Some maga gonna buy Bud Lite.

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