Wait until Trump finds out the Popes funeral is outside.

[Historic NY]

in St. Peters Square. Seating in the upper left corner

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[wcmagumba]

1. The orange sphincter will find an excuse to leave or just not show up...you know, presidential stuff...

[AZJonnie]

3. I totally think he'll flake, most likely due to some imagined slight, though he'll probably claim

it was some important, pressing business.

And then he'll be golfing the day it happens.

[greatauntoftriplets]

2. He'd better double up on the hairspray!

Wouldn't want those goldilocks to blow off.

[chicoescuela]

7. I hope it is extremely windy tomorrow

Rat bastard

[greatauntoftriplets]

8. Maybe it'll rain on him.

[chicoescuela]

9. That works, maybe the orange makeup will run. Whatever makes him uncomfortable

[murielm99]

13. I don't want the weather to be bad and

ruin the Pope's funeral just because trump will be there.

[marble falls]

19. Just bad enough to launch Mango Jebus's hairdo. Just enough to make some great photos.

[electric_blue68]

11. Heh, i thought that, too.

[marble falls]

21. There isn't enough hairspray ...

[sheshe2]

4. I hope a dozen pigeons s**t on this head.

[Dem2theMax]

12. I don't even think you need to hope. There's lots of pigeons in that square!

The orange shitgibbon should be enticing for pigeons.

🤞🏻🤞🏻🤞🏻🤞🏻🤞🏻🤞🏻🤞🏻

[RainCaster]

5. 2 1/2 hours without his butt being kissed?

I didn't see him being able to take such neglect.

[marble falls]

6. Hope it is as windy as hell.

[Traildogbob]

10. He will just wear one of

Those gaudy hats. With even larger font and the numbers 48 and 2028.

[Straw Man]

17. I must admit that I'm not well versed in Catholic ritual ...

He will just wear one of

Those gaudy hats.

... but I would imagine that headwear at a funeral -- or any service for that matter -- would be taboo except for women and clergy. Am I wrong?

[marble falls]

20. He'd be limited to a hair net ...

[Dem4life1970]

14. DJT "What? There's no golf course? Where are they going to bury him?"

[generalbetrayus]

15. Orange Julius Caesar will attend wearing his new hat to hold his hair in place.

[Old Crank]

16. Pray for rain.....

[Historic NY]

18. And he shows up in a blue suit......

yup.