This made me laugh (re: mike johnson)

[IcyPeas]

Sea Squirt should be mikeys new nickname



It's somewhat true according to the wiki page which says:

When sufficiently developed, the larva of the sessile species finds a suitable rock and cements itself in place. ... one of the most significant being the reduction of the cerebral ganglion, which controls movement and is the equivalent of the vertebrate brain. From this comes the common saying that the sea squirt "eats its own brain".

Tunicate - Wikipedia https://share.google/oBfbZraObdMIPXdXY

[FadedMullet]

1. God damn, this is perfect. When I see Mike and his vacuuous smile, I think that this moron has found his "forever....

.....home" and could not be more pleased with himself. All he has to do is smile and kiss Trump's ass.
Apologies to shelter pets who deserve a "forever home".

[allegorical oracle]

3. Your shelter pet metaphore nails it. Mikey's curled up and purring in front of djt's

Oval Office fireplace.

[FadedMullet]

4. Thanks, I kind of liked it too.

[Donman]

2. That's pretty good: Mindless, Spineless and Heartless.

Another characterization is the one who left Jesus out of his phony christianity. The one who must live on a large ice cube like the penguin he is. He sucks the venom from the rattlesnake who owns him and deposits it on the most vulnerable citizens that he should be representing. He will do everything he can to ensure that those who don't" need a tax cut receive one anyway. Don't consider him as a bit more than a one celled omeoba when he is a well developed slug.