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[chowder66]

1. Chuckle.

[mwmisses4289]

2. 😂

[niyad]

3. LOVE IT!!!

[surfered]

4. Truly

[JMCKUSICK]

5. Rotflmao

[Bayard]

6. That's a keeper!

[Jack Valentino]

7. They could point towards Democratic cities---

THERE they might find it

[Warpy]

8. That's been increasingly true since the televangelist party took over

and now there's fuck all left here on Earth, present company excepted.

[Ping Tung]

9. The televangelist part is too true.

“You believe in a book that has talking animals, wizards, witches, demons, sticks turning into snakes, burning bushes, food falling from the sky, people walking on water, and all sorts of magical, absurd and primitive stories, and you say that we are the ones that need help?”
― Mark Twain

[popsdenver]

10. Kids under five

are know to have an "imaginary companion"..........Obviously, almost all evangelicals and hyper religious never out grow that early child mindset......

[Warpy]

12. Or it might be a variation on "third man syndrome"

which happens to people in life/death situations and is a survival mechanism. I have no idea, since being a religious person is something I didn't get. I suspect it's hard wired, no matter what the mechanism is.

[timms139]

11. Washington anyway. NT

[AllaN01Bear]

13. muwhhehahahahaha !