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niyad

(128,155 posts) Thu Sep 25, 2025, 09:29 PM Sep 25

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ATTN: Recall on AMS (TM) 700 Inflatable Penile Prosthesis with

TENACIO (TM) pump.

Issue: Performance

This is not satire, this just popped up on my Canadian recall list. And because I have a truly warped sense of humour, the whole "issue: performance" thing just cracked me up. Isn't that why one needs said pump in the first place?

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ATTN: Recall on AMS (TM) 700 Inflatable Penile Prosthesis with (Original Post) niyad Sep 25 OP

Doesn't sound very sexy jmbar2 Sep 25 #1

It certainly does not. There are vibrators. niyad Sep 25 #6

Best thread title of the day leftstreet Sep 25 #2

Taken directly from the recall list! niyad Sep 25 #7

sorta puts a whole new slant on the term Attilatheblond Sep 25 #3

Snicker!!! niyad Sep 25 #5

Oh Lord. LOL. LoisB Sep 25 #4

The mind reels! Let the puns begin! niyad Sep 25 #8

Only one thing to do now. Party! ornotna Sep 25 #9

Snicker niyad Sep 25 #10

jmbar2

(7,412 posts)

1. Doesn't sound very sexy

Reply to niyad (Original post)

Thu Sep 25, 2025, 09:37 PM

Sep 25

niyad

(128,155 posts)

6. It certainly does not. There are vibrators.

Reply to jmbar2 (Reply #1)

Thu Sep 25, 2025, 10:29 PM

Sep 25

leftstreet

(37,848 posts)

2. Best thread title of the day

Reply to niyad (Original post)

Thu Sep 25, 2025, 09:44 PM

Sep 25

niyad

(128,155 posts)

7. Taken directly from the recall list!

Reply to leftstreet (Reply #2)

Thu Sep 25, 2025, 10:30 PM

Sep 25

Attilatheblond

(7,646 posts)

3. sorta puts a whole new slant on the term

Reply to niyad (Original post)

Thu Sep 25, 2025, 09:45 PM

Sep 25

blow job

niyad

(128,155 posts)

5. Snicker!!!

Reply to Attilatheblond (Reply #3)

Thu Sep 25, 2025, 10:28 PM

Sep 25

LoisB

(11,942 posts)

4. Oh Lord. LOL.

Reply to niyad (Original post)

Thu Sep 25, 2025, 10:14 PM

Sep 25

niyad

(128,155 posts)

8. The mind reels! Let the puns begin!

Reply to LoisB (Reply #4)

Thu Sep 25, 2025, 10:31 PM

Sep 25

ornotna

(11,383 posts)

9. Only one thing to do now. Party!

Reply to niyad (Original post)

Thu Sep 25, 2025, 10:36 PM

Sep 25

niyad

(128,155 posts)

10. Snicker

Reply to ornotna (Reply #9)

Thu Sep 25, 2025, 11:58 PM

Sep 25

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