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tulipsandroses

(7,990 posts)
Sun Oct 12, 2025, 07:17 PM 4 hrs ago

LOL, they are not hiring the best over at ICE. Hard to believe this is not an SNL Skit

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LOL, they are not hiring the best over at ICE. Hard to believe this is not an SNL Skit (Original Post) tulipsandroses 4 hrs ago OP
The requirements seem to be: GopherGal 3 hrs ago #1
Hope there's a movie someday of the Gravy Seals in action Blue Owl 3 hrs ago #2
"Animal House" with neck gaiters snd guns. rubbersole 2 hrs ago #7
Their only, "fitness," test is proving they are Trump loyalists. nt ShazamIam 3 hrs ago #3
Looks like they're more into 'fitness whole pizza down my gullet' SeattleVet 1 hr ago #8
McNamara's Morons 2.0 Aviation Pro 2 hrs ago #4
nice post but 2 weeks old dcmfox 2 hrs ago #5
That's OK. I'm not the only person here seeing it for the first time today. For my own mental health, these days tulipsandroses 2 hrs ago #6
They just need another 40lbs of protective gear. multigraincracker 1 hr ago #9

GopherGal

(2,640 posts)
1. The requirements seem to be:
Sun Oct 12, 2025, 08:10 PM
3 hrs ago

1) Any warm body
2) Doesn't mind (or perhaps doesn't realize) that he*'ll be a pariah for the rest of their life because of this employment choice.
3) No grade above a C in American or European History or Civics.
4?) Willingness/eagerness to harass brown people.

*Used "he" because I'm not sure if females are allowed.. Sounds pretty DEI to me. And dog forbid anyone using a "they" pronoun is hired. In fact, knowledge of what pronouns are might be disqualifying.

SeattleVet

(5,762 posts)
8. Looks like they're more into 'fitness whole pizza down my gullet'
Sun Oct 12, 2025, 10:04 PM
1 hr ago

The fighting men of the Green Buffet.

tulipsandroses

(7,990 posts)
6. That's OK. I'm not the only person here seeing it for the first time today. For my own mental health, these days
Sun Oct 12, 2025, 09:46 PM
2 hrs ago

I don't log on or go to my usual sites as much as I used to. Too much bad news. It was nice to have a chuckle at these guys.

multigraincracker

(36,470 posts)
9. They just need another 40lbs of protective gear.
Sun Oct 12, 2025, 10:26 PM
1 hr ago

Has any of them ever been fired on with even a water balloon? Let alone do road work to get and stay in shape.

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