BREAKING: A top oil company executive says Donald Trump "smelled like rotten roast beef"

[Bread and Circuses]

The White House staff are all Traitors! Covering up for this debacle so that Putin and (redacted) can run this country.

(redacted) = a certain prime minister with International Criminal Court arrest warrants for crimes against humanity.

The part that should terrify people isn’t the smell. It’s that this is who Republicans want handling national security, foreign policy, and nuclear codes. With that said…that’s disgusting.

— Adam Parkhomenko (@adamparkhomenko.bsky.social) 2026-01-12T03:54:50.861Z

[dweller]

1. Halfway post is satire / bs

They take headlines and ‘improve’ them

Blocked them from my fb , as it’s bs



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[eppur_se_muova]

7. Thanks. Now we know more. nt

[dweller]

8. I guess I should have just said

Take it in the same vein as Borowitz or the Onion … but they don’t actually come across as them , imo



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[eppur_se_muova]

9. No, I liked the way you handled it.

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I suppose "Halfway Post" is supposed to be a parody on "Huff Post", but if you're not sure what's being parodied, it can be hard to know it's parody.

Even in the Lounge.

[jfz9580m]

19. I have lately started taking all of the net with a grain of salt

It is not that I mind looking stupid..I would be confused if I was the type of frantic/daft Type A obsessed with always being right about everything, since I am about as knowledgeable as Trump..But it is a lot of time wasted in faking embarassment on autopilot in unfair terrain because you are distrait and angry.

I have noticed over the years that Trump
and I have some similarities in terms of knowledge and skills. The similarities end there.

It used to bother me, till I did this sophisticated calculation and figured out that I am not President of the US and it is okay to use even non-racist Trumpy brainwashing free animal id from the left to defend your turf (my home, street, devices). If a lefty animal id could be a thing ;-/..

I got that far..some of these guys like to make nicer or at least harmless people feel or look “stupid”. It is all a bit catty and petty and not worth it since it takes from ire and time that must go into disarming and kicking out the worst creeps first, then the next set of creeps and so on, leaving only what one would truly ignore as petty or truly accept irl adjusted for the world of 2008 or earlier..pre-FB/Google’s nuisance encroachment. Nor would a series of small creeps be okay. All bad..

[Bayard]

2. Gag

Personal hygiene is probably not a priority for that man.

[Dave Bowman]

3. He looks like rotten roast beef too. 🤢

[Qutzupalotl]

4. Not illegal even if it were true

which it is not.

[Ocelot II]

5. The Halfway Post is a satire site.

Even so, it wouldn't surprise me if Trump really did smell like rotting beef, since that's basically what he is - a big sack of meat that's turning green around the edges.

[Jack Valentino]

6. So top oil company executives can't tell the difference between "the smell of rotten roast beef" and

the smell of liquid SHIT leaking out of Trump's diapers!


(maybe they were trying to be "nice" ) lmao

[Initech]

10. Honestly that sounds on brand for him.

But still...

[Cha]

11. Thanks for reporting on this, Oil EXEC

Hope that's a sign of his Deterioration.

[GoodRaisin]

12. He is repugnant in every way possible.

[C Moon]

13. That's probably why he got up to look out the door: to pass gas.

[Kid Berwyn]

14. Destroyer of Democracy

Thanks, Putin.

[Martin Eden]

15. If you're going to post satire, please identify it as such

We lose credibility when we think a made-up story is true, then share it as truth with others.

[UTUSN]

16. K&R

[demmiblue]

17. It's sad to see some of these large accounts posting fake info like it's real.

Malcolm Nance is another one that I take with a grain of salt, now (I unfollowed his account). I have seen him posting misinfo/disinfo a few times.

[jfz9580m]

18. I am not a fan of Malcolm Nance

He is kind of a sleazy, spook propagandist imo. I have a lot of sympathy for Zelenskyy and Ukraine and feel sorry to see a handful of ex intelligence types cynically use Putin’s war for the mercenary rather than explicitly far right wing of the national security state.
Spooks of a type, like corporations, are not left, right or centre imo. They want to divvy up the spoils.

I feel very resentful of any group that used or uses people as pawns from any angle using the net. That’s incitement. I don’t mean
Nance specifically so much as anyone who is a disinfo agent to any extent.

I am a civilian catlady - the piddly activist type and very angered by left underground instincts being hijacked by spooky disinfo agents and at a great cost to the left.