Is he dead yet?

[Orrex]

Stroked out in rage over Ken Jennings' rejection of him?

Stroked out in dementia that he can't remember who Ken Jennings is?

Fell into the gorilla enclosure at the Washington, DC zoo and died when the gorillas threw him out again?


Just fucking died already for literally any reason at all?

[niyad]

1. Alas, my bottle of bubbly remains unopened.

Still, the day is yet young. One dares to dream.

[surfered]

3. 🍾🥂🍾🥂🍾🥂🍾🥂someday

[dalton99a]

2. There should be a World Day of Prayer - for Satan to take him back to hell

[surfered]

7. Satan is afraid Trump would take his job

[dalton99a]

8. +1

[generalbetrayus]

17. Nah, Satan's chief-of-staff, Richard Milhous Nixon, would prevent that from happening.

[surfered]

4. Pummeled by a mob of 24 million people for threatening to veto the extension of their ACA subsidies

[SheltieLover]

5. Sadly, not yet, but plenty of time left today...

[electric_blue68]

22. Still a whole afternoon!

[SheltieLover]

23. 11 hrs left

[malaise]

6. No but

all those Be Good memes may be the last straw.
How do you label Be Good pins as weapons of leftist terrorists?

[hlthe2b]

9. Leapin Water Buffaloes!

"Enough already! Step aside!"

[milestogo]

10. No, but don't stop asking.

I think it will happen soon.

[MiHale]

11. Someone laced his orange skin paint with dimethylmercury...

Buh, bye!

[twodogsbarking]

12. Melaaaaniaaah Lecter chews his face off.

Crushed by a giant golden globe.

[AllaN01Bear]

13. greetings from the night shift.

dang nabbit jim kirk.(in the voice of dr. macoy) not a chance .hem.

[niyad]

14. Greetings, night shift.

[AllaN01Bear]

15. ""

[generalbetrayus]

16. Crushed by the giant asteroid that missed the Earth by 70,000 miles in a rerun of The West Wing I saw recently,

only in real life it collided with Air Force One in flight.

[tonekat]

18. He deserves torture

He's that bad of a person. I want him to suffer.

[Dulcinea]

19. "Shorter of breath and one day closer to death"

--Pink Floyd, "Time"

[Harker]

20. Neriuppungami.

[LetMyPeopleVote]

21. Can't happen soon enough.