Is he dead yet?

[Orrex]

Hanged at Nuremberg?

Hanged at The Waalsdorpervlakte?

Hanged from the highest yardarm?


Just fucking died already for literally any reason at all?

[SocialDemocrat61]

1. Watched the Golden Globes

and laughed so hard at Wanda Sykes Bill Maher joke, he shat out his major organs.

[hlthe2b]

2. "Orrex read my dreams--I went to bed mad, woke up mad and now...

'just contemplating next steps... (I 'kinda liked the movie "Nuremberg!" )

[niyad]

3. Alas, my bottle of bubbly remains unopened.

Still, the day is yet young. One dares to dream.

[surfered]

6. Hold that thought close. Hope may be all we have in these dark days.🍾🥂🍾🥂🍾🥂🍾🥂🍾🥂

[Blue Full Moon]

34. Leading doctors have said he only has a couple of months

[surfered]

35. Don't tease me!

[malaise]

4. No but

Norway is very embarrassed
https://www.democraticunderground.com/100220934483

https://www.democraticunderground.com/100220934593

Add link

[chouchou]

5. Actually, I do believe he died this morning when the sun came up...but....unfortunately...

...he'll rise again tonight, not like the Biblical story but, rather like Dracula.

[Wicked Blue]

16. Somebody send him a bag of garlic cloves, please!

[chouchou]

25. Maybe we could send Melania a stake.

[surfered]

7. Here's a thought..

Somewhere, lurking in a clogged artery of the world’s most amoral, corrupt and despicable man, there is a tiny clot struggling to break free.

We believe in you little clot. Go, be free.

[niyad]

8. I nearly spit out my coffee!!!

[surfered]

10. Next time I'll issue a warning

[calimary]

9. GOOD one!

[Auggie]

12. Hey ...

[SheltieLover]

14. ...

[LymphocyteLover]

18. fly little clot, fly!!!!

[Moostache]

21. I am officially "Team Blood Clot" from now on!!! (n/t)

[twodogsbarking]

11. Drowned in the shower.

[niyad]

23. Does he actually take one?

[twodogsbarking]

29. That was his last.

[niyad]

30. Snicker!

[LetMyPeopleVote]

13. Let's Make Obituaries Great Again

[Moostache]

22. I'd rather he die on camera, swallowing his tongue and turning black in the process.

I do NOT care to remember him in a studio photo or touched up image... I want to WATCH him suffer and die of a heart attack or massive stoke ON FILM and I will save that clip for watching anytime I am having a bad day until my last.

[calimary]

28. He's really just trying to make comb-overs great again.

We all know what that blond-colored “hat” is, that you wear all the time, to fool everybody.

[SheltieLover]

15. Followed hitler...

At thd insistance of Hans Luther Jerome Powell? ( https://democraticunderground.com/100220932141 )

[AllaN01Bear]

17. greetings from the night shift.

hope . nope nope . nope

[niyad]

24. Greetings, night shift.

[jfz9580m]

19. They'd have to go El Cid at that point

Vance won’t be able to pull it off..3 years is a long time for an obese 75+ yo on a diet of cheeseburgers, pie and cream, uppers etc. Didn’t work for Elvis..won’t work for Trump..

[LymphocyteLover]

20. Just give 'em enough rope, is all I can say

[Ocelot II]

26. Is it possible that he's undead, like a zombie or a draugr?

[underpants]

27. No, but miraculously there are no more Venezuelan drug boats.

Link to tweet

?s=46&t=3VBm1LJ8j8qLp6JTs_8J2A

[themaguffin]

31. Remember he got a perfect MRI... for something he doesn't know...

[GoodRaisin]

32. If he doesn't die of something soon

they can start fitting him for a piano crate. He appears to be eating himself to death.

[electric_blue68]

33. There's Still 7 hours left on the East Coast.