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greetings from the night shift. is he dead yet? (Original Post) AllaN01Bear Feb 17 OP
Not yet. I check in with Orrex everyday: "Is he dead 💀 yet?" Polly Hennessey Feb 17 #1
When you die, you knock on the door Gordcanuck Feb 17 #2
When you die, you knock on the door Gordcanuck Feb 17 #3

Gordcanuck

(173 posts)
2. When you die, you knock on the door
Tue Feb 17, 2026, 11:31 AM
Feb 17

of heaven. Somewhat before arrival you dream about it, hoping you’ll be admitted.
Here’s how it goes: “Ah, Mr.Trump, we’ve been expecting you. You aren’t welcome
here yet, you’ve actually got a little more time on earth in this dream.”
Trump : “Ok, so what’s next?”
St. Peter: “ I don’t know how long you’ve got, but I can say you have a good shot at admittance by going with a simple rule - ‘do to others as you would have them do to you.’ You aren’t senile or out of touch with yourself in a way that clouds you from understanding me.
Get started when you wake up. Trust me, you’ll be amazed at the results. Because of who you are, the trumpets will sound when you are here again for good.”
So if dreams help us resolve our problems, all is not lost, I hope.

Gordcanuck

(173 posts)
3. When you die, you knock on the door
Tue Feb 17, 2026, 11:32 AM
Feb 17

of heaven. Somewhat before arrival you dream about it, hoping you’ll be admitted.
Here’s how it goes: “Ah, Mr.Trump, we’ve been expecting you. You aren’t welcome
here yet, you’ve actually got a little more time on earth in this dream.”
Trump : “Ok, so what’s next?”
St. Peter: “ I don’t know how long you’ve got, but I can say you have a good shot at admittance by going with a simple rule - ‘do to others as you would have them do to you.’ You aren’t senile or out of touch with yourself in a way that clouds you from understanding me.
Get started when you wake up. Trust me, you’ll be amazed at the results. Because of who you are, the trumpets will sound when you are here again for good.”
So if dreams help us resolve our problems, all is not lost, I hope.

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