Canada won

[Fords Crackpipe]

Canada won
We live in a democratic country-not a fascist one
We don't have to worry about dying outside the door of a hospital or going bankrupt from medical debt
We don't have fascist goons murdering our citizens & neighbors on the streets
We are not governed by a pedo
The world loves us
Canada Won

Canada won
We live in a democratic country-not a fascist one
We don't have to worry about dying outside the door of a hospital or going bankrupt from medical debt
We don't have fascist goons murdering our citizens & neighbors on the streets
We are not governed by a pedo
The world loves us
Canada Won

— (@fordskrackpipe.bsky.social) 2026-02-22T21:33:41.744Z

[Mister Ed]

1. If you were like some in the US, you'd claim relentlessly that the game was rigged...

...and then raise an angry mob to sack the offices of the Olympic Committee, threatening the lives of the officials.

[Hope22]

2. Enjoy it while you have it!

The same ‘MAGAs’ are eating at your foundation. Some of us here have been fighting for years and you better keep it up too because the sickness is global. Thanks for stopping by!

[Lulu KC]

3. Good for you, Canada!

It seems right.

[buzzycrumbhunger]

4. Not a hockey fan...

… but I would’ve been pleased to see either team win—maybe moreso Canada. Do we deserve to win anything right now? *sigh*

[rpannier]

5. Too many vocal magats on Team USA

Eichel and the Tkachuk Bros have been Trump supporters

[Justice matters.]

19. Pedo & pee2025 mafia had their lackeys in Congress cut there taxes.

Both are multimillionaire top NHL players.

[roamer65]

6. I'm Canadian first, American last.

🇨🇦🇨🇦🇨🇦🇨🇦🇨🇦

[Cha]

7. Damn Straight Canada WINS! Lucky Dogs!

🥂🍀🤙🏄‍♀️☮️💟🌈

[Swede]

8. I'm Canadian, and I say the last chapter on the USA has not been written.

People that are not paying attention are starting to. Conservatives are seeing that this is not the way to run a country. You can see it in the polls.

This to shall pass, as they say.

I'd be scared of the future if I was a MAGA that did some bad shit for Trump.

[roamer65]

12. Get ready. We may have a few new provinces in the next few years.

Parliament’s recent passage and implementation of Bill C-3 has given Canadian citizenship to a lot of “lost Canadians” in the US.

The future is going to be interesting.

[BaronChocula]

13. We'll be rid of trump

sooner than we'll be rid of white grievance which is what drives republican support. They myth that republicans are better at handling the economy is largely related to white grievance/white supremacy. So many times I assumed the aggrieved would learn their lesson of voting against their interests eventually, but nope.

I have a good friend in Canada who played hockey at our school. I thought about texting him this morning with "when this hockey thing blows over can I hide in your attic." But I decided to give it some time before doing so.

[moonscape]

24. Thanks for this. We're

having a scary rough go down here.

[Takket]

9. sure, whatever helps you sleep tonight lol

[Polybius]

10. Nah, the USA won today

[Renew Deal]

11. Whatever makes people feel better

[moonscape]

14. Not sure why you'd say this

to those of us living on razor’s edge. We know.
Enjoy.

[Mme. Defarge]

15. OTOH

Alberta?

[GJGCA]

16. Something may be off...

...here, can't quite put my finger on it though...

[Seeking Serenity]

17. The cope is flowing like syrup.

You lost a hockey match. Get over it.

[chouchou]

18. The MAGA's would have a fit with this.

Denmark
#1 in Quality of Life




Sweden
#2 in Quality of Life




Switzerland
#3 in Quality of Life

#1 in Best Countries Overall




Norway
#4 in Quality of Life




Canada
#5 in Quality of Life




Finland
#6 in Quality of Life




Germany
#7 in Quality of Life




Australia
#8 in Quality of Life




Netherlands
#9 in Quality of life


New Zealand
#10 in Quality of Life

[WhiskeyGrinder]

20. Lol not only are many of these statements simply not true, Canada ALSO lost the gold-medal game.

[dpibel]

22. Not sure the whole thing contains "many"

But what are the many statements there that are not true? They look pretty true to me, other than what apparently is the most important one: Canada didn't win the big ice hockey game.

You think Canada is not a democracy?

Canadians don't die or go bankrupt for lack of medical coverage?

Canadians have fascist goons murdering people?

Canadians are governed by a pedo?

The world does not love Canada?

It's a short list. Help me understand your assertion.

[Disaffected]

23. I don't know why you are lol-ing.

They all look true to me, including the last one.

[Aussie105]

21. The real world test is this:

Cross the US to Canada border going north.

Does the constricted feeling in your chest fade away, does the air feel cleaner and the Sun shine more brightly?
Do you worry less about a Bad Man with a Gun?

That is all the proof you need.

Canada wins in so many different ways!
(Ways that are much more important than any sports.)

[flvegan]

25. Canada won what exactly?

Is it ironic that the Bluesky username is in reference to Toronto's crack fiend former mayor?

[RandySF]

26. Was there some controversy?