Is he dead yet?

[Orrex]

Finally shot by yet another dissatisfied Conservative?

Heartbroken to be left out of Kash Patel's locker room party?

Overcome at last by fatal infection from a well-deserved bite received decades ago?


Just fucking died already for literally any reason at all?

[niyad]

1. Alas, my bottle of bubbly remains unopened.

Still, the day is yet young. One dares to dream.

[surfered]

5. I have a dream...

🍾🥂🍾🥂🍾🥂🍾🥂🍾🥂🍾🥂🍾🥂

[niyad]

6. Right now would be good.

[SheltieLover]

12. Anytime today would work.

Or tomorrow during his SOTU address.

[niyad]

13. I will happily forego pleasure today for that pleasure ttomorow!

[SheltieLover]

14. Same here!

I get the feeling that unless slobby croaks publicly with cameras rolling, they would never admit his demise.

Good things are worth waiting for.

[SheltieLover]

11. You are certainly not alone.

[SheltieLover]

10. Soon...

🥂🥂🥂🥂🥂🥂

[Blue Owl]

2. WTF is taking so long

[malaise]

3. No but this should help him stroke out

on mic at the SOU
https://www.democraticunderground.com/100221041058

[SheltieLover]

9. Definitely!

[hlthe2b]

4. "I saw what you did with that US eagle eating the Canadian goose pic after hockey. WELL...

this goose is going to eat YOUR lunch!!!!"

[NEOH]

7. Frozen Solid in a Giant Snowdrift?

[SheltieLover]

8. Run over by catsup bottles stampeeding to avoid abuse?