She Trump does and goes to Hell, Part II:
And the Devil is waiting for him and says “Mr. President! What an honor to see you, we welcome you to eternity and I am here to greet you myself.”
Trump is impressed.
The Devil continues: “We have three rooms, you may choose any room but once you’ve made your choice, that is where you will stay for Eternity.”
Trump nods approvingly. The Devil takes him to the first room which is the fire and brimstone of legend. It is unbearably hot and people are miserable, sweating and gagging. Most are weeping uncontrollably. The smell of burning flesh is overwhelming. L
Trump says “Not this one, I don’t think.” When they get to the second room, it’s filled with naked people and tiny horned cherubs are chasing them with pitchforks poking them. People are screaming and there’s blood everywhere. “Not this one probably., Trump says
They get to the third room and it’s people standing waist deep in human feces. The smell is unbelievable but given the choices….
Trump says, I’ll stay here.” The Devil says,”You’re sure?” Trump replies yes.
So he’s standing there and is chatting with his neighbors, as to how it’s not so bad when someone sticks his head in the doorway and yells:”. Okay folks, coffee break’s over. Back on your heads!”