This morning, on Twitter (Mar 2nd)

[Pluvious]

I try to survey the current buzz in the Xesspool, discovering and sharing a sample of the
gems which attempt to break through the noise flooding this once thriving platform

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He started a war with Iran and came out ranting about his ballroom and curtains.
-Covie

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Yesterday's survey:
https://www.democraticunderground.com/100221059873

[mountain grammy]

1. Rubio as a floor lamp.

Funny but he even sucks at that.

[PatSeg]

3. Yeah, that was the best one

Marco has looked so miserable this past year. Truly a man who sold his soul to the devil and can't take it back.

[BidenRocks]

4. Melania filed a lawsuit!

That's MY hiding disguise!

[2MuchNoise]

5. A lamp with a dim bulb.

[Traildogbob]

2. Can we

See if Lawrence O'Donnell can spare a few “classroom desks” for Americans to dive under when the world sends nukes to change our regime, and try to salvage the world? 🌎 💥🔥🌑.
While we stare at the luner color change tonight, will other space species gawk at the earth fading to black?
Not funny, but getting tired of rage fixing nothing.
At the hands of three sick assholes, trump, Putin and Natty Ya Hoo. Billions of people, ended by 3 idiots.

[BattleRow]

6. The Unholy Trinity....