Did RFK Jr. hurt himself he-manning?

[BeyondGeography]

And will he be operated on in a forest in a painkiller-free environment safe from the comforts of modern hospitals?

Kennedy is undergoing outpatient rotator cuff surgery today. www.medpagetoday.com/surgery/orth...

— Melody Schreiber (@melodyschreiber.com) 2026-03-10T17:52:28.102Z

@drplantel.bsky.social
#medsky

— Physicians for a Healthy Democracy (@physiciandemocracy.medsky.social) 2026-03-10T22:03:05.506Z

[no_hypocrisy]

1. Eat some seaweed, Bobby. It'll make it all better.

[EYESORE 9001]

7. And some ferments

[poozwah]

22. rfk

or some Road Fuckin’Kill.

[Cha]

66. RF Jr now says... RFK Jr. says we need more herbicide production, stunning his followers

snip//

Health Secretary Robert F. Kennedy Jr.’s decision to endorse increased production of a chemical herbicide he has previously called a carcinogen has sparked a furious reaction among his followers and stressed the MAGA-MAHA alliance.

https://www.politico.com/news/2026/02/23/rfk-jr-s-endorsement-of-trumps-plan-to-boost-u-s-herbicide-production-threatens-maga-maha-alliance-00793648

Freaking zombie... at the link is a pic of two very Unhealthy looking Fascists.

[rpannier]

74. He can go swimming in sewage. He's done that already

[True Dough]

76. Drain the swamp!!!

[rpannier]

79. We have a winner

[gab13by13]

2. He better move away from the iron

and go to rubber band exercising.

[GenThePerservering]

3. LOL @ 'he-manning'

🤣

He'd better have a manly tear - none of this arthroscopic nonsense and 6 weeks in a sling...tear open that shoulder with his teeth and end up immobilized for five months.

[Ferrets are Cool]

4. Erica Kirk should perform the surgery.

I mean, why not?

[LetMyPeopleVote]

82. She has a new DEI job

[PCIntern]

5. I'll do it...

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I watched a couple YouTube videos and have no doubt it’ll be successful. In fact, no one has ever seen a surgery so meticulously performed and all the other doctors will come up to me with tears in their eyes and say, “ Sir, you are the greatest surgeon in the history of medicine and believe you should receive the Nobel Prize in Medicine.”

[stage left]

62. The doctors that come up to you...

They will be big, strong doctors, right??

[PCIntern]

65. No one has ever seen anyone like them.

[Tribetime]

6. Joints get weaker at that age no matter how much steroids he takes

[Rebl2]

18. Steroids

can effect bones if taken for a long period of time and I also wonder if it can affect the tendons. I have osteopenia because I have had to take prednisone since my late teens for rheumatoid arthritis. My rheumatologist told me when you get to the age and younger, it is not unusual to tear the rotator cuff. Both of mine have been torn over the years. Luckily not so bad I need surgery—yet.

[GenThePerservering]

55. The steroids just aggravate things. nt

[Tanuki]

8. I hope the post surgery pain medications don't reactivate

his heroin addiction.

[PhilG]

25. No Problem !

He'll just go back to snorting cocaine off the toilet seat.

[dsc]

46. Assuming his wife isn't in recovery herself she can keep track of his pain meds

[Tanuki]

54. He'd get his fix elsewhere. He's never had any trouble illegally scoring

whatever he craved in the past.

[bucolic_frolic]

9. Hot Castor oil packs, infrared light, pin rollers, MSM lotion

no need for surgery.

[rpannier]

75. Bloodletting

Maybe a Bezoar Curative Stone

[Goonch]

10. ;-{).....

[gab13by13]

11. Just eat some horse paste - toughen up.

[LisaL]

12. Has he even tried

eating a dead skunk as an alternative to surgery?

[lapfog_1]

14. fried whale blubber... from a dead whale that he found on the beach

[tavernier]

13. I've read in the Journal of MAGA Medicine that anesthesia causes impotence.

Most MAGA physicians advise the patient to bite down on a leather strap before the cutting begins. And no Tylenol, only high doses of aspirin to assist in the blood letting. And of course maggots in the wound to clean the eventual infection.

[mr715]

48. This is outdated.

Nowadays we use lunar caustic and perhaps calomel dissolved in aqua fortis or muriatic acid.

No self-respecting chirurgeon would use maggots before that.

[tavernier]

59. Makes sense. JOMM is always a little behind the times.

They do suggest 4 point restraints for most surgeries. Just in case the patient continues to wake up.

[obamanut2012]

15. Yes -- his obvious steroid use also makes injuries happen more frequently

Age, overuse, steroid use, etc.

[surfered]

16. No QAnon shamanic healing?

[Seinan Sensei]

36. Use candles

Lots of candles.

And aroma-therapy, too.

[mr715]

49. Ugh

I'd hate to be the one asked to lay on hands for that catcher's mitt - made - man

[mgardener]

17. I hope

He told the surgeon not to wear a mask.
Ya know, because masks don't work.

[Aviation Pro]

19. Rotator cuff, huh?

No shoulder work for you, steroid boy.

[Lucky Luciano]

42. He's a monumental ass, but I doubt he uses steroids.

I fully expect to have a very strong physique when I get to his age (53 now)….as long as I don’t get injured. I do workout with heavy weights, lots of pull ups and distance running…definitely no steroids….i do need to work more on mobility though…that is a huge help for longevity. All of this hard work probably only adds 5 years to my life, but they are much higher quality years….i have zero pain anywhere for example now…maybe a tiny bit of heal pain that I need to watch with the running.

[mgardener]

69. I don't think he was being truthful....

"Despite Kennedy's repeated denials of using "anabolic steroids," testosterone itself is legally classified as an anabolic steroid under the Anabolic Steroid Control Act of 1990. As WebMD explains, TRT can lead to improved muscle mass, increased energy, and reduced fat in men with clinically low testosterone. These benefits help maintain a more muscular physique, particularly in aging men, making it likely that TRT contributes to Kennedy's visible fitness."

https://www.newsweek.com/fact-check-rfk-jr-steroids-muscle-claims-2055117

[Lucky Luciano]

72. The article you linked is more supportive of what he's doing if it is with proper medical supervision at his age.

After menopause, women often do hormone therapy. If this is the male equivalent in his age group, then maybe that’s not so bad. The article taken as a whole is less damning. There are many other things that he should absolutely be damned for though.

“ According to an article published by WebMD, "doses of testosterone used in TRT are small, designed to achieve natural levels of the hormone in the blood." Though still a steroid, it's only abused when athletes use doses as much as 10 to 100 times higher than those given medically, WebMD reports. The article goes on to say that this steroid is often "stacked" with others to further enhance building muscle.”

[Niagara]

20. No need for surgery, Brainworm Bobby

Follow your own advice and take cod liver oil and vitamin A.


Take as much as you want to.

[Wednesdays]

38. And add castor oil to that, too.

As much as you want.

[Niagara]

44. Oh, that's a fantastic suggestion, Wednesdays

[Wednesdays]

45. Nowadays, before a colonoscopy, there's a special prep formula to consume

At least the prep has a lemon flavor.

But in the 70's I had a G.I. x-ray done, and back then I had to take 8 ounces of castor oil the night before.
I'd take today's prep over that any day.

[Niagara]

58. Oh poop

That doesn't sound like a pleasant time.


Let's be make sure to encourage Brainworm Bobby to imbibe extra castor oil!

[bmichaelh]

21. File Under: Do as I Say, Not as I Do

[TBF]

23. Try drinking bleach - dear leader recommends it for all that ails you. nt

[AverageOldGuy]

24. Before any exercise . . .

. . . no matter what, STRETCH and WARM UP.

I'm 81, work out 4-5 times a week, workout is 45 minutes of bodyweight and free weights followed by 30 min on treadmill.

I stretch for 20 minutes before starting and stretch at certain times while working out.

I'll bet this dumbass jumped up, grabbed the pullup bar, felt "something pop" in shoulder. Now he'll be in a sling for 2-4 months, rehab for 6-8 months.

[ret5hd]

32. you ain't no average old guy.

[Lucky Luciano]

43. Good job! I intend to do the same in 28 years when I'm 81!

[Tribetime]

57. God bless you....amazing even for a 20 yr old

[John1956PA]

77. I recall a past post of yours wherein you mentioned your workouts.

Thank you for being an inspiration. Also, thank you for cautioning us about the danger of diving into a workout without first properly warming up and stretching.

[radical noodle]

26. Soak it in a sewer buddy

Soaking in some germs will make it all better. That freak should have to live by what he preaches for others.

[GreenWave]

27. Just chop it off. You can always grow another with starfish wonder jelly.

Caution, he may grow up to 4 more!

[cab67]

28. I'm a doctor - can I do it?

It's a PhD in vertebrate paleontology, but I'm a trained anatomist. I mean, how different could his anatomy be from that of an alligator?

[jfz9580m]

29. RFK Jr is an ass

Three more years of this? I thought last year was bad..what will it be like this time next year?

[Drum]

30. Rub some dirt on it, buddy...man up. nt

[Seinan Sensei]

34. Yeah. Just walk it off, big guy

[ChicagoTeamster]

31. He can have Dr OZ perform the surgery at the Mar a Lago surgical golf clubhouse.

[Bo Zarts]

33. I've got a torn rotator cuff on the starboard side ..

But I'm using the old tincture-of-time remedy .. for now. If it's not better after fire season, I might get the surgery.

[GenThePerservering]

56. It will not get better with time

all it will do is get worse as strain on the torn tissue will cause it to tear further (mine tore off the bone completely and rolled up like a window shade - don't put yourself through that, particularly if you have an active job!)

[lonely bird]

80. My brother-in-law

Tore a rotator cuff twice. He has had surgery twice. If he tears it a third time surgery won’t work.

[SpankMe]

35. Soaking the shoulder in raw milk cures rotator cuff injury

I saw it on Tik-Tok.

[Bengus81]

37. He's screwed,that shoulder will never be the same. If that stupid shit goes back

to all his 1000 pull ups he'll tear it again. Then...live with the pain or a whole new shoulder. He'll be wearing that black arm brace for weeks and weeks 24/7.

[Amethyst Ring]

40. Trump approved

Shiny gold lame slings will be all the rage among the MAGA-minded.

[AnotherMother4Peace]

39. He needs to get a "touch-assist" from his Scientologist cohorts. The Scientologist attorneys

that he has collaborated with in lawsuits. Or maybe a touch-assist from Trish Duggan the Scientologist that is one of tRump's biggest donors, and, surprise, surprise, is now on the Board of the Kennedy Center.

[BradBo]

41. Trump also has the best doctors in the world. Their both full of shit.

[Totally Tunsie]

47. Karma is a B****, ain't it?

Have you tried Senna Tablets, Bobby...lots and lots of Senna?

[Grins]

50. No drugs!!! Give him a belt to bite on! NM

[City Lights]

51. Is he performing the surgery himself?

I mean, why have an expert do it, when you can save that money and do it yourself?

[UpInArms]

52. No surgery, Bobby boy

Just pray on it

Gawd will heal you, but not if you let those satanist medical doctors touch you

They might insert some type of chip into you, giving you the sign of the devil

[Blue Owl]

53. Pull yourself up by your Florshiem laces, ya freak!

[FHRRK1]

60. It is funny watching these tools work out

I’m mid sixties, the last time I did a max bench press like Kegsbreath, maybe in college. I remember doing 225 lbs about 25 years ago just because my buddy said I couldn’t do my weight three times. And I even thought that was dumb to do in my forties.

Now it is 50 lb dumbbell, (MAX) on any press. Shoulders 25 lbs dumbbells, curls, 60 lbs.

The reason? So as not to hurt myself!

45 minute weight workouts, with minute to three minute breaks between. 30 minutes of stretching, no weights, 20 to 30 cardio.

The apps allow me to track how strenuous I rate each workout, in six months I have NOT had a strenuous workout, all medium or easy. Maybe once a week I will do 20 minutes of cardio and push the heart rate to 160 bpm.

The reason? So as not to hurt myself.

FFS it isn’t that hard, show a bit of maturity, there is zero reason for me to lift heavy weights, zero! Same with Kennedy, show some maturity you old fool.

[Farmer-Rick]

63. Exactly, RFK Jr is a 72 year old man on drugs

He is ignoring common sense exercise protocol that most older men follow because he's pumped up on testosterone and takes DMT for recreational purposes. With his boney, round face and jutting jawline, he looks like he had a serious steroid addiction. He use to look like his father.

[dweller]

61. He will probably break all his joints

Attempting Hu-manning …
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[Figarosmom]

64. And i bet they give him Tylenol for the pain

Or maybe he'll get hooked on morphine

[TygrBright]

67. Many people say Ivermectin is great for rotator cuff injuries! n/t

[Unrepentant Fenian]

68. Do you mean Bobby Brain Worm 🧠???

[Xipe Totec]

70. I hear Ivermectin and raw pork sushi is great for those injuries.

And a bleach chaser helps to cleanse the bowels.

[evolves]

71. Make sure you swim around in sewage

with your surgical wounds so you can get a nice case of sepsis. No antibiotics allowed!

[Hassler]

73. Piss on surgery, Bobby. All you need is a green smoothie

[Buns_of_Fire]

78. "A man's got to know his limitations." -Harry Callahan nt

[yellowcanine]

81. Why not snort some coke off a toilet seat?

Thought he didn’t trust doctors?