WH correspondent's dinner shooting in pictures: Trump's a sleepy head. Trump's makeup was RIDICULOUS

[BlueWaveNeverEnd]

https://www.dailymail.com/news/article-15765885/Trump-rushed-White-House-Correspondents-Dinner-shots-fired.html

[FoxNewsSucks]

1. In the 2nd one,

it looks like Melaria's hand is larger than his.

[Faux pas]

2. This is the

(fake) assassination attempt that's gonna make me forget all about epstein. Anybody else?

[H2O Man]

33. Epstein, Epstein .....

I'm trying to remember who that is ......but with is extremely extra miracle that has brought the nation together like never before ......with choirs of heavenly angels -- big, strong angels, with tears flowing down their soft white cheeks -- singing, "To Sir, With Love" with three extra verses about the president actually being the Second Coming ......... I think Epstein was either the lead singer in the acid rock group The Bay City Rollers, or maybe he discovered something about math. But I can'r remember, and do not want to waste time thinking about anything but the miracle of God speaking directly to America.

[Faux pas]

34. GUFFAW!

Reads like a duzie to me H2O Man! Very clever

[johnnyfins]

3. he looks like shit

[MustLoveBeagles]

15. He always does

[Traildogbob]

19. His neck

Labia is very swollen, Is he sexually excited the staged attempt went off so well and now even Iran will feel bad for him and cave on the WAR?
Jeffrey who? That’s so yesterday.
Doctor Jesus is invincible.
Some say.
All next weeks news will not be on war, gas or Epstein. Where is Bush’s Mission Accomplished banner? This scam was his most Successful.

[RockRaven]

4. The Dotard's makeup is always ridiculous. Americans have become numb to it,

but he looks like an absolute freakshow, every day, to the rest of the world (I mean physically, his behavior is another albeit parallel matter of similar description).

The fact that he goes out in public looking like that is an indicator that nobody around him cares enough about him as a person to stop him from looking like that -- an appearance by any metric, even his own unreasonable ones, which ought to be embarrassing. Granted, it would be an enormous and painful and thankless task to undertake. But still.

[BlueWaveNeverEnd]

5. Trump has money... all it would take is for Melania to have makeup experts do a drop in...bring the right shade for his

skin. some lipgloss for those chapped lips too. I guess she doesn't care.

[Srkdqltr]

20. With all his money one would think he would get some face work done.

[BannonsLiver]

6. He also stumbled and fell down when he was taken off stage.

Looked like he had quite a bit of trouble getting up under his own power.

[BlueWaveNeverEnd]

9. you are right.

[BannonsLiver]

10. There's also a view I saw from the other side and he was clearly on all fours after he stumbled and had to be helped up.

That camera guy wins tonight’s blooper award for that zoom out.

[LeftInTX]

16. "Get down!" LOL

Told you they have trouble controlling him.

Nobody believed me...

[LeftInTX]

22. Here's the other view

Link to tweet

They got Vance out of there much quicker!

[BlueWaveNeverEnd]

23. That woman who was babbling.next to trump, had to crawl out on her own

[Tree Lady]

28. She is the president of the White House press assoc

I heard both her and Melania were left behind as they took away president. Melania hid until table until SS came back for her. The lady you talked about followed them crawling.

[BlueWaveNeverEnd]

30. Oh ok

[misanthrope]

32. A child's party with a clown and a magician

Except the (emotional) child is in the clown makeup and the magician is performing for him.

[Emrys]

14. Did he stumble, or did he dive for the floor, in his usual heroic fashion?

At that point, someone's shouting "Stay down!", but the whole scene's so chaotic from the video angle I've seen that it's hard to figure out what's going on.

[LeftInTX]

17. They escorted him out and told him to "get down"...basically "keep down"

They wanted him moving, but crouched. He was trying to stand.

[Tree Lady]

29. I read his legs crumbled under him

And they had to drag him.

[viva la]

7. How on earth did a shooter get in with a gun and get off five shots--

In a closed room, with only invited guests and servers?
This isn't a public street. This isn't an outdoor rally.

Either it's a setup or Trump's Secret Service is utterly incompetent.
Then again, they let just about anyone into Mar a Lago.

[malaise]

12. The shooter never made it to the ballroom

That is all

[Boo1]

18. Clearly

The entire room is sitting there, seemingly calm.

[viva la]

25. he got to the security checkpoint.

with a gun and a knife.

[misanthrope]

31. He never made it to the same floor as the ballroom

He was upstairs.

[chouchou]

8. His makeup is not complete. Needs a clown nose.

(Sorry about association about Clowns)

[sop]

11. That's the guy who was going to "bring the heat" and be funny? Looks like he was sundowning.

No wonder they staged a shooting and hustled him out.

[sheshe2]

13. Woah baby!

That second picture...he is humongous! 215 lbs my ass.

[mwmisses4289]

21. 1st pic, He's bored, waiting for his cue.

Looks like he's about to fall into the wine glasses.

[JustKay]

24. In the video, Melania's the first one to duck under the table. Ha! Her comfort zone.

[Blue Owl]

26. Someone get him a bib to cover up that disgusting, saggy neck vagina

[Maru Kitteh]

27. At the nursing home, sometimes elderly ladies insist on still doing

their makeup on their own, at least until they trust us. Most of them are dealing with various levels of cognitive decline along with the challenges of age - poor mobility, stiff joints, poor eyesight, unsteady hands. The outcomes are easily imaginable and predictable.

He’s stated many times before he does his own face painting. This is what it looks like when he does it himself now.

The difference here is, he’s not a sweet but proud little grandma trying to settle into a new environment and the next chapter of her life. He’s a narcissistic megalomaniac with nuclear codes the and the largest levers of power on the planet.

Oh, and dementia. He’s got that too.

[Bettie]

35. It's funny how happy they looked after the

"totally real assassination attempt".

In these pictures they look angry, afterward, they look joyful, like they're laughing at the rubes.