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Joinfortmill

(21,518 posts) Mon Apr 27, 2026, 08:46 AM Apr 27

When Donald dies....

The hearse carrying his body will move slowly through the empty streets of Washington, not a single man, woman, or child present to view the procession.The sky will rumble, bringing forth torrents of hail that will pummel the casket, as lightning bolts flash in the sky.

That is my wish.

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When Donald dies.... (Original Post) Joinfortmill Apr 27 OP

There may be a few sad True Dough Apr 27 #1

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 50 Shades Of Blue Apr 27 #2

I would prefer to see a whole lot of full moons along the route. Ocelot II Apr 27 #3

With dingleberries and gaseous salutes Martin Eden Apr 27 #15

Would it be bad-form for me to attend and shout "good riddance" (etc) as the hearse passes? QueerDuck Apr 27 #4

No, no lightning! It could ruin everything!!! usonian Apr 27 #5

Thread winner in my view. NNadir Apr 27 #12

... it's going to look like the finale of a Star Wars movie with a happy ending. Intractable Apr 27 #6

I believe that there will be a national party when trump dies LetMyPeopleVote Apr 27 #7

Behind my garage is an old large trash can. I'll donate it. chouchou Apr 27 #8

It will be a great time to be a liquor store owner. The Madcap Apr 27 #9

Kool & the Gang are going to make another cool million... Crowman2009 Apr 27 #18

...I will finally crack that bottle of Taittinger's I've had in the fridge for almost a year now. Aristus Apr 27 #10

I expect a huge spontaneous celebration all over the country. NNadir Apr 27 #11

My daughter lives on Capitol Hill AverageOldGuy Apr 27 #13

I'm inclined to believe a different prophecy Martin Eden Apr 27 #14

Someone needs to throw rotten tomatoes Blue Full Moon Apr 27 #16

There will be free beer at Minocqua Brewery in Wisconsin! hauckeye Apr 27 #17

True Dough

(27,175 posts)

1. There may be a few sad

Reply to Joinfortmill (Original post)

Mon Apr 27, 2026, 08:49 AM

Apr 27

billionaires/oligarchs and a handful of white supremacists. But that's about all.

50 Shades Of Blue

(11,493 posts)

2. 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

Reply to True Dough (Reply #1)

Mon Apr 27, 2026, 09:04 AM

Apr 27

Ocelot II

(131,089 posts)

3. I would prefer to see a whole lot of full moons along the route.

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Mon Apr 27, 2026, 09:06 AM

Apr 27

Martin Eden

(15,832 posts)

15. With dingleberries and gaseous salutes

Reply to Ocelot II (Reply #3)

Mon Apr 27, 2026, 11:42 AM

Apr 27

Do it to the max!

QueerDuck

(1,916 posts)

4. Would it be bad-form for me to attend and shout "good riddance" (etc) as the hearse passes?

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Mon Apr 27, 2026, 09:16 AM

Apr 27

usonian

(26,335 posts)

5. No, no lightning! It could ruin everything!!!

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Mon Apr 27, 2026, 09:44 AM

Apr 27

NNadir

(38,416 posts)

12. Thread winner in my view.

Reply to usonian (Reply #5)

Mon Apr 27, 2026, 11:39 AM

Apr 27

Intractable

(2,349 posts)

6. ... it's going to look like the finale of a Star Wars movie with a happy ending.

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Mon Apr 27, 2026, 09:48 AM

Apr 27

LetMyPeopleVote

(181,474 posts)

7. I believe that there will be a national party when trump dies

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Mon Apr 27, 2026, 09:52 AM

Apr 27

Link to tweet

chouchou

(3,260 posts)

8. Behind my garage is an old large trash can. I'll donate it.

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Mon Apr 27, 2026, 09:52 AM

Apr 27

It does have some wheels on it..to add some class.

The Madcap

(1,997 posts)

9. It will be a great time to be a liquor store owner.

Reply to Joinfortmill (Original post)

Mon Apr 27, 2026, 10:21 AM

Apr 27

Clearing inventory like never before.

Crowman2009

(3,581 posts)

18. Kool & the Gang are going to make another cool million...

Reply to The Madcap (Reply #9)

Mon Apr 27, 2026, 11:50 AM

Apr 27

...in royalties.

Aristus

(72,441 posts)

10. ...I will finally crack that bottle of Taittinger's I've had in the fridge for almost a year now.

Reply to Joinfortmill (Original post)

Mon Apr 27, 2026, 10:31 AM

Apr 27

I can't wait...

NNadir

(38,416 posts)

11. I expect a huge spontaneous celebration all over the country.

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Mon Apr 27, 2026, 11:37 AM

Apr 27

AverageOldGuy

(4,089 posts)

13. My daughter lives on Capitol Hill

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Mon Apr 27, 2026, 11:40 AM

Apr 27

I’m 25 minutes away in Virginia.

I’ll have a carload, daughter will have couple of hundred, we will
Line the streets and moon him, throw rotten fruit, throw condoms filled with urine . . .

Then retire to a bar to continue the celebrations

Martin Eden

(15,832 posts)

14. I'm inclined to believe a different prophecy

Reply to Joinfortmill (Original post)

Mon Apr 27, 2026, 11:41 AM

Apr 27

Donald went to a fortune teller. She looked into her crystal ball and said there will be a huge parade for him with a million people lining the streets for miles, laughing and singing and dancing.

Donnie said that's great, how do I look? That I cannot see, she replied. The coffin is closed.

Blue Full Moon

(3,615 posts)

16. Someone needs to throw rotten tomatoes

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Mon Apr 27, 2026, 11:43 AM

Apr 27

hauckeye

(806 posts)

17. There will be free beer at Minocqua Brewery in Wisconsin!

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Mon Apr 27, 2026, 11:43 AM

Apr 27

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