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New name for Kash Patel (Original Post) PJMcK Apr 28 OP
Handle really fits. Kid Berwyn Apr 28 #1
Yes!!! niyad Apr 28 #2
Crash Fetal purr-rat beauty Apr 28 #3
The other J. Edgar was also a piece of excrement. twodogsbarking Apr 28 #4
In a dress, yet! (n/t) PJMcK Apr 28 #25
Trashed Patel watertiger Apr 28 #5
Another Other Suggestion... GB_RN Apr 28 #6
That's a good one MustLoveBeagles Apr 28 #15
Message auto-removed Name removed Apr 28 #7
It's not mocking alcoholism. It's mocking Kash Patel. Ray Bruns Apr 28 #8
Message auto-removed Name removed Apr 28 #19
"Why mock him? Aren't you better than that?" Ray Bruns Apr 28 #22
Respectfully, alcoholism was not the point PJMcK Apr 28 #10
There are very possibly cross-eyed DUers, too... Harker Apr 28 #20
J. stands for Juiced. Swede Apr 28 #9
Good one! (n/t) PJMcK Apr 28 #11
That's great! Send it to Jimmy Kimmel... I bet he'd use it in one of his monologues. QueerDuck Apr 28 #12
Ca$h Bar Patel, Director FBI Bo Zarts Apr 28 #13
I like it! (n/t) PJMcK Apr 28 #14
Kashyap (you can't make this stuff up) LSparkle Apr 28 #16
Patel needs to be breathalysed before any meeting. Aussie105 Apr 28 #17
it's fitting He's an integral part FoxNewsSucks Apr 28 #18
I kinda liked tymfinity46 Apr 28 #21
For this thread LetMyPeopleVote Apr 28 #23
Bwah! Blue Owl Apr 28 #24
We shouldn't laugh at our leaders like this,.. magicarpet Apr 28 #26
He'll always be Petty Kash Patel to me. Totally Tunsie Apr 28 #27
Kash Patel's Personalized Bourbon Stash (gift link) LetMyPeopleVote 3 hrs ago #28

Kid Berwyn

(24,921 posts)
1. Handle really fits.
Tue Apr 28, 2026, 07:43 AM
Apr 28

Like his namesake, Ka$h serves to obstruct Justice and advance Just-Us.

Response to PJMcK (Original post)

Response to Ray Bruns (Reply #8)

Ray Bruns

(6,631 posts)
22. "Why mock him? Aren't you better than that?"
Tue Apr 28, 2026, 09:40 AM
Apr 28

That’s the kinda crap that has us losing all the time. Sometimes you have to fight fire with fire. These people crawled out of the sewer. Maybe that’s where we have to go.

PJMcK

(25,098 posts)
10. Respectfully, alcoholism was not the point
Tue Apr 28, 2026, 08:49 AM
Apr 28

Patel has earned all the criticism he faces and more. I won’t bother to list his transgressions as they have been obvious.

When I read the moniker I found it both humorous and defining of Patel’s personality which is why I shared the nickname. This clown is in charge of our national law enforcement agency?! His thoughts and actions deserve ridicule. Also, please recall all of the personal insults— none of which were humorous— Trump has doled out to his enemies. Turnabout is fair play, wouldn’t you say?

Alcoholism is a serious disease and it has impacted my life in numerous ways. Alcoholism isn’t funny. But given Patel’s behavior, he’s fair game to be targeted.

Welcome to posting on DU. Most of us here are passionate progressives with strong opinions. I hope you’ll continue sharing your thoughts on this wonderful website.

By the way, Patel’s eyes creep me out.

Harker

(18,052 posts)
20. There are very possibly cross-eyed DUers, too...
Tue Apr 28, 2026, 09:15 AM
Apr 28

for whom a mocking of Patel's physical condition might cause discomfort or unhappiness, for that, too, can be a serious matter.

It's very difficult to participate fully here without occasionally upsetting someone.

I trust you'll find that DUers are a thoughtful, well-meaning lot who share more commonalities than serious differences.

LSparkle

(12,228 posts)
16. Kashyap (you can't make this stuff up)
Tue Apr 28, 2026, 09:03 AM
Apr 28

It’s his real name. Also works in “Shut your stinking’ kashyap.”

magicarpet

(19,238 posts)
26. We shouldn't laugh at our leaders like this,..
Tue Apr 28, 2026, 06:47 PM
Apr 28

... even is most of them are irredeemable absolute buffoons.

Smirk/Giggle.

LetMyPeopleVote

(181,503 posts)
28. Kash Patel's Personalized Bourbon Stash (gift link)
Wed May 6, 2026, 06:53 PM
3 hrs ago

The FBI director has been leaving an unusual calling card.



https://www.theatlantic.com/politics/2026/05/kash-patel-fbi-bourbon/687066/?gift=7iIl9n2G7V_Mcgcizbr5eeJvcCruqoxpDctS4PLKNcc

One thing not for sale is liquor, because liquor is something Patel gives away for free.....

After my story appeared, I heard from people in Patel’s orbit and people he has met at public functions, who told me that it is not unusual for him to travel with a supply of personalized branded bourbon. The bottles bear the imprint of the Kentucky distillery Woodford Reserve, and are engraved with the words “Kash Patel FBI Director,” as well as a rendering of an FBI shield. Surrounding the shield is a band of text featuring Patel’s director title and his favored spelling of his first name: Ka$h. An eagle holds the shield in its talons, along with the number 9, presumably a reference to Patel’s place in the history of FBI directors. In some cases, the 750-milliliter bottles bear Patel’s signature, with “#9” there as well. One such bottle popped up on an online auction site shortly after my story appeared, and The Atlantic later purchased it. (The person who sold it to us did not want to be named, but said that the bottle was a gift from Patel at an event in Las Vegas.)

Patel has given out bottles of his personalized whiskey to FBI staff as well as civilians he encounters in his duties, according to eight people, including current and former FBI and Department of Justice employees and others who are familiar with Patel’s distribution of the bottles. Most of them spoke on the condition of anonymity out of fear of reprisal.

Patel has distributed his self-branded bottles while on official business, including during at least one FBI event. He and his team have transported the whiskey using a DOJ plane, including when he went to Milan during the Olympics in February. One of the bottles was left behind in a locker room, according to a person who was there. (I reviewed a photograph of the bottle.) On the same trip, Patel was filmed drinking beer with the gold-medal-winning U.S. men’s hockey team—behavior that officials have said did not sit well with the teetotaling president. Patel defended himself at the time, saying he was just celebrating with his “friends” on the hockey team. Patel’s use of DOJ aircraft to transport cases of alcohol has been the subject of discussion among FBI staff.

The FBI did not dispute that Patel gives out bottles of whiskey inscribed with his name, but in response to a detailed list of questions, a spokesperson portrayed the gifts as routine within the FBI and the broader government. He added that “the bottles in question are part of a tradition in the FBI that started well over a decade ago, long before Director Patel arrived. Senior Bureau officials have long exchanged commemorative items in formal gift settings consistent with ethics rules. Director Patel has followed all applicable ethical guidelines and pays for any personal gift himself.”.....

Patel’s enthusiasm for self-branded merchandise is also well documented. “He is known as being very merch forward,” one DOJ employee told me. Even before he was confirmed as FBI director, Patel sent out Ka$h-branded merch boxes that included hats, socks, and other items depicting the comic-book character the Punisher, one person who received such a box told me. As my colleague Elaina Plott Calabro reported in 2024, before Patel became FBI director, he previously sold “Justice for All” #J6PC tees in honor of those arrested for their actions on January 6, 2021. (That item is no longer available from the Kash Foundation, which was founded by Patel but is now, according to its website, “an independent nonprofit, not endorsed by, associated with, or influenced by the Federal Bureau of Investigation, the Department of Justice, or any government agency.”)

Patel is pissed which may explain the FBI opening an investigation into Sarah Fitzpatrick
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