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Orrex

(67,340 posts) Tue Apr 28, 2026, 06:54 AM Apr 28

Is he dead yet?

Succumbed to injuries by a shooter who was on another floor?

Shot by royal guards while trying to manhandle King Charles?

Smothered in his sleep after forgetting Melania's 400th birthday?

Just fucking died already for literally any reason at all?

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Is he dead yet? (Original Post) Orrex Apr 28 OP

Was so shocked seeing Jimmy Kimmel SocialDemocrat61 Apr 28 #1

No but malaise Apr 28 #2

He's been hollering about security EYESORE 9001 Apr 28 #3

Hahaha "Melania's 400th Birthday" johnnyfins Apr 28 #4

Tried to be a decent human but he was just too high-strung. I'm afraid the strain was more than he could bear. twodogsbarking Apr 28 #5

Alas, my bottle of bubbly remains unopened. niyad Apr 28 #6

Keep hope alive. surfered Apr 28 #9

Yes! SheltieLover Apr 28 #13

Soon... SheltieLover Apr 28 #12

Now would be good. niyad Apr 28 #16

RFN! SheltieLover Apr 28 #20

;-{) ROUNDUP Goonch Apr 28 #7

Not dead yet, but closer, much closer. Joinfortmill Apr 28 #8

Patience children! Aussie105 Apr 28 #10

We have already been waiting a VERYYYYYYYY long time! niyad Apr 28 #17

No, but it's still early. Plenty of time left for the fortunate event. SheltieLover Apr 28 #11

I would be very happy with an early birthday present. niyad Apr 28 #14

Yes! This will be a great gift to the entire world! SheltieLover Apr 28 #21

Awwwwwwww, thank you so much! niyad Apr 28 #23

So would I GopherGal Apr 28 #33

Mine is tomorrow! niyad Apr 28 #34

"Still NO??????" hlthe2b Apr 28 #15

May your wish come true very soon MustLoveBeagles Apr 28 #36

Killed by hemorrhage after bumping his head on the table while... NNadir Apr 28 #18

Remember that some of the best times of your life haven't happened yet twodogsbarking Apr 28 #19

One day closer. QueerDuck Apr 28 #22

Camilla's hat has a tiny spike coated with a nameless poison Wicked Blue Apr 28 #24

Good one! niyad Apr 28 #29

Going by his hair health... Kid Berwyn Apr 28 #25

We cannot wait that long. niyad Apr 28 #30

In all seriousness. This guy looks incapable of finishing out his term. LetMyPeopleVote Apr 28 #26

What's the deal with his bottom teeth? They look like Legos. Ocelot II Apr 28 #27

Very weird. niyad Apr 28 #32

He does not look like he could finish out the week. Please let it be so! niyad Apr 28 #31

Sent to the Tower of London... Dulcinea Apr 28 #28

Nothing would bring me more pleasure Blue Owl Apr 28 #35

SocialDemocrat61

(7,959 posts)

1. Was so shocked seeing Jimmy Kimmel

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Tue Apr 28, 2026, 06:58 AM

Apr 28

still on TV he choked on his midnight Mcnuggets

malaise

(297,621 posts)

2. No but

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Tue Apr 28, 2026, 07:10 AM

Apr 28

The brothers never made it to 80 and there are 47 days to June 14

EYESORE 9001

(29,866 posts)

3. He's been hollering about security

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Tue Apr 28, 2026, 07:23 AM

Apr 28

Perhaps a hermetically sealed vault six feet underground is just the sort of secure place he’s been looking for. It’s even climate controlled. 58F year round.

johnnyfins

(3,942 posts)

4. Hahaha "Melania's 400th Birthday"

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Tue Apr 28, 2026, 07:23 AM

Apr 28

twodogsbarking

(19,225 posts)

5. Tried to be a decent human but he was just too high-strung. I'm afraid the strain was more than he could bear.

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Tue Apr 28, 2026, 07:30 AM

Apr 28

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niyad

(133,729 posts)

6. Alas, my bottle of bubbly remains unopened.

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Tue Apr 28, 2026, 07:40 AM

Apr 28

Still, the day is yet young. One dares to dream.

surfered

(14,085 posts)

9. Keep hope alive.

Reply to niyad (Reply #6)

Tue Apr 28, 2026, 08:51 AM

Apr 28

🍾🥂🍾🥂🍾🥂🍾🥂🍾🥂🍾🥂🍾🥂

SheltieLover

(81,527 posts)

13. Yes!

Reply to surfered (Reply #9)

Tue Apr 28, 2026, 09:09 AM

Apr 28

SheltieLover

(81,527 posts)

12. Soon...

Reply to niyad (Reply #6)

Tue Apr 28, 2026, 09:09 AM

Apr 28

niyad

(133,729 posts)

16. Now would be good.

Reply to SheltieLover (Reply #12)

Tue Apr 28, 2026, 09:12 AM

Apr 28

SheltieLover

(81,527 posts)

20. RFN!

Reply to niyad (Reply #16)

Tue Apr 28, 2026, 10:14 AM

Apr 28

Goonch

(5,495 posts)

7. ;-{) ROUNDUP

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Tue Apr 28, 2026, 08:08 AM

Apr 28

Joinfortmill

(21,548 posts)

8. Not dead yet, but closer, much closer.

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Tue Apr 28, 2026, 08:08 AM

Apr 28

Aussie105

(8,130 posts)

10. Patience children!

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Tue Apr 28, 2026, 08:54 AM

Apr 28

Good things come to those who wait!

niyad

(133,729 posts)

17. We have already been waiting a VERYYYYYYYY long time!

Reply to Aussie105 (Reply #10)

Tue Apr 28, 2026, 09:12 AM

Apr 28

SheltieLover

(81,527 posts)

11. No, but it's still early. Plenty of time left for the fortunate event.

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Tue Apr 28, 2026, 09:06 AM

Apr 28

niyad

(133,729 posts)

14. I would be very happy with an early birthday present.

Reply to SheltieLover (Reply #11)

Tue Apr 28, 2026, 09:10 AM

Apr 28

SheltieLover

(81,527 posts)

21. Yes! This will be a great gift to the entire world!

Reply to niyad (Reply #14)

Tue Apr 28, 2026, 10:16 AM

Apr 28

Happy early birthday! May all your hopes & dreams be realized in the here & now!

niyad

(133,729 posts)

23. Awwwwwwww, thank you so much!

Reply to SheltieLover (Reply #21)

Tue Apr 28, 2026, 10:21 AM

Apr 28

GopherGal

(2,944 posts)

33. So would I

Reply to niyad (Reply #14)

Tue Apr 28, 2026, 04:24 PM

Apr 28

I was born in March, but I'll accept 10-month early birthday presents.

niyad

(133,729 posts)

34. Mine is tomorrow!

Reply to GopherGal (Reply #33)

Tue Apr 28, 2026, 04:38 PM

Apr 28

hlthe2b

(114,486 posts)

15. "Still NO??????"

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Tue Apr 28, 2026, 09:10 AM

Apr 28

"sigh... I need a hug!"

MustLoveBeagles

(17,106 posts)

36. May your wish come true very soon

Reply to hlthe2b (Reply #15)

Tue Apr 28, 2026, 07:09 PM

Apr 28

NNadir

(38,433 posts)

18. Killed by hemorrhage after bumping his head on the table while...

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Tue Apr 28, 2026, 09:45 AM

Apr 28

...ducking during a fake assassination rehearsal?

twodogsbarking

(19,225 posts)

19. Remember that some of the best times of your life haven't happened yet

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Tue Apr 28, 2026, 10:00 AM

Apr 28

&t=1s

QueerDuck

(1,920 posts)

22. One day closer.

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Tue Apr 28, 2026, 10:16 AM

Apr 28

Wicked Blue

(8,997 posts)

24. Camilla's hat has a tiny spike coated with a nameless poison

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Tue Apr 28, 2026, 11:25 AM

Apr 28

and he "just happens" to bump into it. Charles then reclaims the US as a British colony, and we all get free healthcare.

niyad

(133,729 posts)

29. Good one!

Reply to Wicked Blue (Reply #24)

Tue Apr 28, 2026, 12:18 PM

Apr 28

Kid Berwyn

(24,937 posts)

25. Going by his hair health...

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Tue Apr 28, 2026, 11:27 AM

Apr 28

...Soon, although I hope he makes it to the midterms so Thiel doesn't have a chance to roll out Couchhumper, the living Palantir Gift Card.

niyad

(133,729 posts)

30. We cannot wait that long.

Reply to Kid Berwyn (Reply #25)

Tue Apr 28, 2026, 12:18 PM

Apr 28

LetMyPeopleVote

(181,598 posts)

26. In all seriousness. This guy looks incapable of finishing out his term.

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Tue Apr 28, 2026, 11:31 AM

Apr 28

Ocelot II

(131,110 posts)

27. What's the deal with his bottom teeth? They look like Legos.

Reply to LetMyPeopleVote (Reply #26)

Tue Apr 28, 2026, 11:34 AM

Apr 28

niyad

(133,729 posts)

32. Very weird.

Reply to Ocelot II (Reply #27)

Tue Apr 28, 2026, 12:20 PM

Apr 28

niyad

(133,729 posts)

31. He does not look like he could finish out the week. Please let it be so!

Reply to LetMyPeopleVote (Reply #26)

Tue Apr 28, 2026, 12:19 PM

Apr 28

Dulcinea

(10,257 posts)

28. Sent to the Tower of London...

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Tue Apr 28, 2026, 11:35 AM

Apr 28

...after insulting/behaving badly towards the king and queen? (Wait for it!)

Blue Owl

(59,527 posts)

35. Nothing would bring me more pleasure

Reply to Dulcinea (Reply #28)

Tue Apr 28, 2026, 06:37 PM

Apr 28

Than his ugly severed head, permanently silenced and stuck on a pike as a warning for future generations

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