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PHOTOS: King Charles III visits the United States 2026

WTOP Staff
April 28, 2026, 2:29 PM

King Charles III has a stacked agenda for his four-day trip to the United States, including a congressional address, a meeting with President Donald Trump and more events to mark the 250th anniversary of the nation’s independence from Britain.

The visit is a show of diplomacy between the United Kingdom and the United States in a time when relations have been tested by tariffs and Trump’s threats to leave NATO.

See photos from the monarch’s visit below:


President Donald Trump and Britain’s King Charles III meet in the Oval Office of the White House, Tuesday, April 28, 2026, in Washington, during a State Visit. (AP Photo/Alex Brandon)


President Donald Trump and Britain’s King Charles III meet in the Oval Office of the White House, Tuesday, April 28, 2026, in Washington, during a State Visit, with Britain’s Ambassador to the U.S. Christian Turner, Britain’s Foreign Secretary Yvette Cooper, Vice President JD Vance and Secretary of State Marco Rubio. (AP Photo/Alex Brandon)

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[blm]

1. How embarrassing for this country

[Ocelot II]

2. He probably thought Charles would be impressed by all the gold.

"Look, I've got royal stuff just like you." Except that Buckingham Palace and Windsor Castle are genuine and tastefully appointed, and not plastered with fake-gilded doo-dads from Hobby Lobby.

[VMA131Marine]

3. That's extremely tacky.

Donald doesn’t not understand nor appreciate the meaning of tasteful restraint when it comes to to interior decor.

I’m sure the Oval Office said “No!” but he forced himself on it.

[dedl67]

4. Definition of tawdry: Looking bright and attractive but in fact cheap and of low quality

Same for everything else in this Administration

[Goonch]

5. ;-{) WORSER STILL

[hlthe2b]

11. Oh, Goonch. He needs a Burger King paper crown...

Far more fitting and in keeping with his "elegance."

[Goonch]

15. ;-{) Whopper Whopper

[hlthe2b]

18. That's it!!!

[electric_blue68]

30. There we go! 😄 Much better! 👍

[CanonRay]

14. There's a small space on either side of the mantle

where he can cram in more.

[Totally Tunsie]

22. Shhhhhhh..maybe he hasn't noticed yet.

[electric_blue68]

31. Geeebbzzz, don't give 'em more suggestions!🫣

😄 sigh...

[C_U_L8R]

6. It looks like a bad joke

How embarrassing.

[johnnyfins]

7. Wook at my wittle toy airplane on the table

The look on TSFs face says it. Though bubble would say: "My fiilet o fish better have enough tartar sauce on it".

[sop]

8. JFC, imagine what his ballroom's going to look like.

Trump's gold guy will be working overtime.

[LuvLoogie]

9. A British Royal with The Royal Nonesuch

MAGA: "I did not think the Cameleopard would eat my face!"

[orthoclad]

10. Amerikitsch.

[greatauntoftriplets]

12. King Chuckles looks like he needs sunglasses.

[3catwoman3]

13. No appreciation of the "less is more" school of thought.

Beyond tacky and tasteless.

[waterwatcher123]

16. Get a court appointed guardian to put him in a nursing home on Rikers Island.

[ms liberty]

17. Gaudy, garish, tacky and tawdry. Vulgar and vainglorious.

[lamp_shade]

19. Vulgar

[PufPuf23]

20. Trump's Oval Office needs more purple to one up King Charles.

Purple became the color of royalty because the dye was so expensive.

In the 16th century BCE, a precious treasure emerged from the Mediterranean Sea: Murex brandaris, a type of sea snail. During the Bronze Age in the Phoenician city of Tyre (modern-day Lebanon), the sea snails were used to make Tyrian purple dye, also known as “Royal” or “Imperial” purple. To create the dye, a yellow fluid was extracted from the snails and exposed to light until it turned a brilliant shade of purple. The fabric dye became fashionable across Phoenicia because it was more vibrant and longer-lasting than existing dyes. However, it was also much more expensive to make. It took up to 12,000 mollusks to produce just 1 gram of dye, and Murex snails became worth their weight in gold.

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Wearing purple was illegal in Elizabethan England unless you were royalty.

The purple hue has long been associated with the British monarchy. Even today, the coronation crown, St. Edward’s Crown, has a lavish purple velvet cap. But in Elizabethan England, you could be fined or even jailed just for wearing purple. In the 16th century, Queen Elizabeth I issued several sets of “sumptuary laws” designed to regulate expenditures for commoners, often by limiting or banning luxurious items. In 1574, purple was at the top of the list. According to the statute, only the monarch and their family members were allowed to wear purple silk. Plenty of other costly fabrics were also limited, including red shades of velvet, which were reserved for nobility, and gold, silver, or pearl embroidery.

https://historyfacts.com/world-history/fact/purple-color-of-royalty/

[Talitha]

21. I saw a documentary (probably PBS) which included the snail dye story.

It said the clothing carried a foul odor because of the purple dye, hence the expression "stinking rich".
Sure makes a lot of sense.

[PufPuf23]

23. "Stinking rich" comes from rotting purple dye snails.

Factoid of the day. lol

[cynical_idealist]

24. let's put this bling thing over here and a few more over here

bling bling said the clown

[allegorical oracle]

25. Several items on the fireplace are only gold-plated bronze, not solid gold. They

were in the WH's Vermeil Collection -- some from Mrs. Margaret Biddle, and donated to the WH in 1956. Others were purchased in 1817 by James Monroe. It's called bronze dore (pronounced doe-ray).

[viva la]

26. So trashy.

It's embarrassing that he thinks this is elegant and impressive, and the king is thinking, "Tawdry jumped up pretentious twaddle."

[Vinca]

27. It looks like a combination hoarder's house and flea market explosion.

[Deuxcents]

28. Dreadful. The king has historic items passed centuries down. TSF has junked up the Oval Office

[choie]

29. What a vulgarian.

[Sogo]

32. Is he falling asleep in that second picture?

Looks like it....

[electric_blue68]

33. I cannot wait till they Pry all that crap off the Oval Office's walls when he's Gone!

And the stuff on the ?walkway outside the Oval Office.