for fuck's sake. why can't he find a tuxedo that fits??

[CatWoman]

he looks like shit and embarrasses us all. his tailor should be drawn and quartered.

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[RockRaven]

1. That would involve listening to the expertise of another person. He can't do that.

He knows everything. Things have to be the way he says they should be.

[CatWoman]

8. yet i've seen plenty of heavy set men who look elegant in tuxedos

someone should really sit him down and have a heart to heart

[yorkster]

10. Or, in his case a heart to no heart..

[CatWoman]

13. LOL

[niyad]

16. Jackie Gleason immediately comes to mind. He always drressed well.

Maury Chaykin ("Nero Wolfe" ) also dressed well, at least as I saw him in the series.

[Deuxcents]

18. A tailor would help and he could sure afford one

[wnylib]

26. I think that he believes that it makes him look thinner

if the jacket frames his outer edges in black and leaves the white shirt visible, as if all there is to his body above the waist is what you see of the shirt.

Same reason why he wears loose suits and long ties. Thinks that loose suits hide the fat and that long ties make people take a more vertical than horizontal look at him.

[ShazzieB]

34. Yes, I'm sure that's what he thinks.

It's hilariously ironic, because dressing like that just makes him look sloppy and schlumpy. Serves him right!

[fierywoman]

2. He can't admit (to himself) that he is who he is.

[hlthe2b]

3. Well, that open-mouth drool of his advancing senility doesn't help...

Why can't he just choke on his own bile and let us move on and try to salvage SOMETHING of this country.

[wnylib]

29. I do wonder if he should be drinking an alcoholic beverage

considering the meds that somebody gives him to keep him functioning (sort of).

[ShazzieB]

38. I doubt that's what he's drinking.

He's famously a tee totaller. If there was anything alcoholic in that glass, he probably only took a few sips.

I must say it's funny, seeing all these pics of him with King Charles, who has more style and elegance in his his little finger than Schlump has in his entire bloated carcass! I'll bet he enjoyed towering over Charles, but it's obvious which one is actually the bigger man.

[wnylib]

39. Ironic that he doesn't drink alcohol but is addicted to drugs.

[choie]

4. What a revolting bastard.

[Wounded Bear]

5. trump has a lot of class...

of course it is all low.

[StarryNite]

6. He would need to shop at a

tent and awning shop.

[yorkster]

12. Omar the tentmaker..

[Walleye]

7. He's too cheap to pay a tailor. And too vain and paranoid for him to take measurements.

[Solly Mack]

9. Charles has his father's smug shit-eating grin. When Prince Phillip was dealing with someone he thought the fool he had

the same grin.

Trump's tailor probably makes his clothing with panels to hide the girth while attempting to keep the lines as sleek as possible, but Trump is squishy, making that all but impossible.

[CatWoman]

11. Phillip was a jerk but a cheeky jerk

[Solly Mack]

14. So true. The man was a jerk.

[Ocelot II]

15. I doubt he has a tailor. He probably buys his clothes off the rack because he's a cheap bastard

and he doesn't want anyone telling him how he ought to dress, just like he doesn't want anyone to tell him that orange makeup makes him look like a rotting jack-o-lantern and his weird-ass hairdo doesn't cover his bald spots.

[Skittles]

17. wouldn't make a difference

he'd still look like a big POS

[multigraincracker]

24. I never noticed. Never got pass the hair.

[lame54]

19. It did an hour before the party

[niyad]

20. His left hand is bandaged again.

[Maru Kitteh]

23. His skin looks like shit. He recently fell twice, on camera.

Given his obvious health deficits, it would be weird if he didn’t hve at least one skin tear out of that.

[unc70]

21. Tonight was "white tie" so it is an ill-fitted tailcoat

Saturday night was "black tie" and he was wearing a tuxedo. Trump does not look good in either style, but the tailcoat really highlights what an oversized slob he is. The style can be unforgiving.

[Attilatheblond]

33. Thank you. I thought my eyes were deceiving me with everybody here talkin tux.

[fierywoman]

37. Yup, "tails" , a.k.a. "frock" coat. The fit goes along with the same "aesthetic" --

-- insert here -- that thinks the extra long red tie makes him appear thinner.

[LeftInTX]

41. I'm kinda ghetto and don't know the difference. The closest thing I know is rented tuxes for proms and weddings.

Beyond that experience, I know nothing about men's formal wear. I do not expect to become versed over the remainder for my life!


Can't even tell how much or little white should hang out from the bottom. Trump has the most, followed by Clinton and W.


Obama, Kennedy, Nixon, Eisenhower, Truman and Ford didn't have any white showing. Is it based on build? How would I know?

https://www.reddit.com/r/Presidents/comments/1je1cnk/which_president_looks_the_best_in_white_tie/

I don't think Trump is built for one of these....I don't know if you could come up with one that looks good on his build. Heck, Obama almost looks too thin for the thing.

[bamagal62]

22. Maybe it's hard

To make a tuxedo that adequately disguises the depends.

[Cha]

25. lol Would ya look at that GD

look on his stupid ass face. :slly:

[usonian]

27. I like the absence of service medals.

Yours truly has two.

And to drink?



And he calls it "The World's Finest Super Premium"

[LeftInTX]

28. I don't give a fuck...

[Blue Owl]

30. Nobody looks like more of a shlub in a tux than Diarrhea Donny

[Xipe Totec]

31. He needs some sort of a tuxedo burka. nt

[3catwoman3]

32. He probably doesn't want to let anyone take his measurements...

for fear they would get leaked.

[pfitz59]

35. Looks like he's wearing lifts

the forward tilt is a tell

[calimary]

36. The donald looks like he's out, on the moon somewhere.

The king looks like he knows exactly where the donald went. But His Majesty is too well-versed in proper VIP etiquette, and is also too much of a gentleman to say anything.

[Raine]

40. Actually l thought he looked better then usual

he didn't have on that red necktie on that goes halfway down his entire body.

[Takket]

42. Probably because circus tents don't come in black.