Trump says he could be an astronaut.

[Kingofalldems]

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Well send him to space then. Did the bone spurs heal?

Link to tweet

[Endlessmike56]

1. You're gonna need a bigger rocket

[House of Roberts]

22. Elon has a Falcon Heavy that would do it.

Especially since the fuel is just enough to leave and not return.

[BlueWaveNeverEnd]

52. Spacesuit with more room in the tummy area

[Totally Tunsie]

80. Needs more ballroom.

[NoSheep]

2. We're working on that

[bucolic_frolic]

3. Get on that right away, spare no expense. /nt

[riversedge]

4. Trump on being an astronaut: "I would've had no trouble making it, I'm physically very good."

beyond delusional. ---


2h
President Trump says you have to be very smart and physically in shape to be an astronaut.

“I would've had no trouble making it, I'm physically very good.”

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[rampartd]

39. physically he flunked the army physical 60 odd years ago

his ass is not worth the fuel needed to accelerate to escape velocity.

[RockCreek]

56. So he's acknowledged that the bone spurs were BS?

[wcmagumba]

5. It would take a couple of those Saturn 5 rockets to launch his big a** up there...

[tanyev]

6. Ground Control to Major Don: "Your circuit's dead, there's something wrong."

Here, am I floating 'round my tin can
Far, above the moon
Planet Earth is blue
And there's nothing I can do

[onethatcares]

7. Well hell,

he's been taking up space for years.

[LetMyPeopleVote]

8. trump is truly delusional and not competent

Link to tweet

[MerryBlooms]

69. Just flash those black and blue hands, and those cankkes, you in! 😂

President Dipshit, proceed, please! Launch your sorry orange ass into space and never return. You say you love God, for the love of God, get off our planet!

[Rob H.]

9. Let's launch him straight into the sun and find out nt

[cloudbase]

70. Just tell him he'll land at night, so there's nothing to worry about.

[Rebl2]

10. 😳🙄🙄🙄🙄

[angrydem666]

11. Well he did take up space

in school.

[RT Atlanta]

12. Sorry the good crew of Artemis II had to be in his presence as part of their goodwill tour....

Yes, meeting with 'dignitaries' is part of their job but blah - to be so close to that sitting man that you can smell his stench, the astronauts must have been leaning on their training to remain composed.

[Onthefly]

18. They have the "I would rather be somewhere else" expressions.

Grumpy grouchy pants saying ridiculous gibberish…spaced out man floating in his dreams.

[Ilsa]

13. Let's see him in one of those blue spacesuits then.

Uh yeah, that's what I thought.

[leftstreet]

14. The other day he was Jesus, then Doctor, Astronaut

What's next?

[some_of_us_are_sane]

29. With all his sniffing...

he could be Vlad the Inhaler.

[Attilatheblond]

42. DUZY!

[Diamond_Dog]

15. Why do sports teams, celebrities, etc. keep going to his office to "meet" him!

It just validates his position and makes it seem as though “meeting” him is some kind of big honor!

[spanone]

16. He could be a blimp.

[Onthefly]

19. It's been a good year, he said.

[Mysterian]

17. Asshole wasn't so physically good when it came to being drafted

Rich fucker paid a doctor to say he had bone spurs.

[The Madcap]

27. I was just about to go there...

After all, being an astronaut takes much more in qualifications than being a soldier. It requires an extremely rare combination of physical and mental ability. They don't draft astronauts from the general population. This is not to belittle our military, as being a soldier is incredibly tough and often dangerous to life and limb, but only to state how exclusive the astronaut club is.

So, I take his statement as a confession that he did a bit of draft dodging back in the day, as we already know.

[Sogo]

20. Houston, we have a volunteer....

Let's make that man's wish a reality!

[Vinca]

21. I say we send him. Cankles and all. A one-way ticket.

[Attilatheblond]

43. Then make sure there is some serious communication problem

'The mission control you are attempting to reach is currently unavailable....

[purr-rat beauty]

23. Everything he says and does is...

Irrefutably incredulous

Imagine speaking or acting like this fuck at work?

Any one of us would face exceptional scrutiny or be fired!

[Jilly_in_VA]

24. Then let's give him a one-way ticket.

He can take a spacewalk . WITHOUT a helmet!

[Bristlecone]

25. Just delusional.

[beaglelover]

26. Only if he's the only one in the capsule. No one else could fit in there with his fat ass.

[Ocelot II]

28. One part of astronauts' training is being introduced to zero-G conditions.

This can be done in an airplane that first climbs and suddenly dives, leaving everything inside that isn't tied down, especially people, floating around for a short time. They call it the "vomit comet" because the experience often makes people puke. https://www.livescience.com/29182-what-is-the-vomit-comet.html Astronaut trainees also have to experience the opposite; up to 9 gs in a centrifuge that simulates forces experienced on takeoff. https://www.tinker.af.mil/News/Article-Display/Article/4351078/711-hpw-centrifuge-simulates-spaceflight-for-astronauts/

I'd love to see Piggy after a ride in the Vomit Comet.

[Aviation Pro]

30. Jonny Kim would like a word

He’s a bonafide Navy SEAL, physician and astronaut.

Now compare him to the fake Jesus, fake doctor and now fake astronaut.

Fucking child raping poser.

[Bluestocking]

31. Since he is not smart and not physically fit

No he could never be an astronaut. However there is a Democratic presidential possibility who was an actual astronaut.

[JT45242]

32. On a space x rocket with catastrophic failure

[Goonch]

33. ;-{). LOST

[Attilatheblond]

46. Giant Stay-Puff Marshmallow Man spotted at Disney World

Tourists grabbing chocolate bars and making a campfire

[irisblue]

34. sigh.......🤦‍♀️

[surfered]

35. I say, let's find out.

[sheshe2]

37. I almost spit out my wine!

[surfered]

41. Thanks for the reminder. Cheers 🍷.

[sheshe2]

61. Cheers!

[City Lights]

45. Love this! nt

[sheshe2]

36. He has to make EVERYTHING about himself!

FFS you asshole you can barely manage the stairs on Air Force1.



So, GET OFF OF OUR PLANE!



Footnote, this is how a real President would have navigated the stairs.

[Skittles]

49. I give him a break on the stairs

he is old, out of shape, and those are some steep stairs

but yes, when he waxes on about what a fine physical specimen he is, it's vomit-inducing

[MorbidButterflyTat]

59. She's dancing down the stairs!

I'd love to see Piggy try that!

[HappyH]

63. I'm hoping for another chance to vote for that woman!

[GreenWave]

38. He's right. Our solar system could use another giant ball of gas out there.

[Skittles]

40. he literally cannot STAND not being the center of attention

he does one of two things:

1) somehow makes it all about himself

or

2) FALLS ASLEEP

[IcyPeas]

75. "He literally cannot STAND"

He's always sitting at that prop desk with the press corps behind a rope in front of him and the asskissing sycophants du jour* standing behind him.

Reality star surrounded by props performing for the cameras.... every freakin' day.

And also it's belittling to the astronauts saying he could've done it. Imagine other astronauts having to be in close quarters with him for weeks... ugghh.

* (In this case the astronauts had to be there as part of their duty)

[City Lights]

44. OFFS, someone needs to sew his lips shut to give us

a much-needed break from his psychosis.

[Skittles]

48. it's literally every fucking day

doesn't he have a JOB to do?

WTF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[City Lights]

50. He is exhausting!

And his job seems to be to pat himself on the back every chance he gets.

[Skittles]

53. reminds me of a quote

"He respects himself so much he relieves others of the duty of having to respect him at all."

[City Lights]

55. Nailed it! nt

[Sneederbunk]

47. That payload could not get off the pad.

[City Lights]

54. Thank you for the laugh!

[Traildogbob]

51. Oh please

Strap his fat ass into a Musk or Bezos Penis. MAGA!
It would be well worth the fuel it takes to fly Piggy up into the sun. Buh Bye. The rocket owner would win the Nobel Prize. Send the whole damn genetic herd.

[electric_blue68]

57. BAAAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAaaaaaaaa....

"ahem"
*Catches breath...*



Pathetic narcissistic Oaf!

[MorbidButterflyTat]

58. I despise him so damn much

Go to space and never come back.

[Chasstev365]

60. "In Space, no one will change his diapers."

They'll just float around contaminating the capsule.

[PCIntern]

62. And I could've played in the NBA

[jmowreader]

64. "Astronaut" and "space case" are different things, Don

[sakabatou]

65. Send him on a one-way trip.

[RainCaster]

66. PLEASE

Send him to Mars.
Now

[2MuchNoise]

67. Shut your massive black hole you fat ass-teroid.

[Liberal In Texas]

68. Always has to be about him.

Good shape my ass.

[Mad_Machine76]

71. Sending Trump on a one-way ticket to Mars

should be the focus of a new Apollo Project.

[ProfessorGAC]

72. Actually, He Couldn't

Leaving aside the lack of mental acuity, complete absence of courage, & a work ethic approaching zero, astronauts in the era where he would have been of age had to 5'11" or under.
He's never been the 6'4" he claims, but he was over 5'11" for sure.
BTW: Leaving aside those 3 elements above is pretty difficult to do.

[Adeptus2272]

73. There's Klingons on the starboard bow...

[Easterncedar]

74. Baron Harkonnen comes to mind for some reason

[EnergizedLib]

76. He sure seems to think he could do all these things he never did

And never was qualified of doing.

I would say leave him on the moon, but then I’d feel bad for the moon.

[JBTaurus83]

77. First time I've agreed with him

He could indeed! We need someone to examine the Sun very closely.

[-misanthroptimist]

78. It could happen

I don't think we have an extradition treaty with low Earth orbit.

[CanonRay]

79. We should encourage this.

He'd be dead in 5 minutes

[LetMyPeopleVote]

81. A tale of four astronauts and two Presidents-the faces tell the story