Sen. Kennedy (R-Moron): Trump "has oranges the size of beachballs" and "will eat your liver with some fava beans"

[highplainsdem]

and Hannity loved this fake folksy compliment for Trump (which Kennedy had used four years ago for Elon Musk - https://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/americas/us-politics/elon-musk-twitter-john-kennedy-aoc-b2245910.html - minus the Hannibal Lecter comparison).

John Kennedy: "President Trump has oranges the size of beach balls."

— Aaron Rupar (@atrupar.com) 2026-04-30T01:17:21.600Z

[wcmagumba]

1. I find that just weird and creepy...

[flvegan]

2. "Oranges" is a funny term for love handles. Whatever. n/t

[LoisB]

3. IT is a weak, pathetic, shell of a human devoid of all humanity. His "oranges" are

the size of olives.

[tanyev]

4. Sounds like he needs serious medical attention.

😒

[LoisB]

5. How would he know the size of ITs "oranges"?

[msongs]

6. all one has to is say no and refuse to go along nt

[C_U_L8R]

7. Can we please have a President who isn't this deranged?

And doesn’t have Toxic Ball Syndrome?

[Klarkashton]

8. So why didn't he win this in 2 days?

Fuck these pieces of shit.

[Traildogbob]

9. That is

Why he needs us to buy him “Ball Room”.
Get bigger diapers Fat Man.
People Say.

[Tanuki]

10. 🍊🍄🍊

Stormy Daniels, who is in a position to know, would disagree.

[LeftInTX]

11. At first I thought this was RFK Jr. Especially, the "eat your liver with fava beans" part.

[DBoon]

12. so Trump ha Filarial Hydrocele?

I'm sure some Ivermectin will help

[Blue Owl]

13. Hey Kennedy -- he's a goddamned pedophile, you shithead

[Initech]

14. EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!

[Swede]

15. ...and wee, tiny little shrivelled nuts.