trump wants to change the name of the Strait of Hormuz to the Strait of trump

[LetMyPeopleVote]

Everything has to be named after trump

In fairness, naming a place that is not currently working and causing problems throughout the world after himself is as inadvertently introspective as Donald is ever going to get.

— Mrs. Betty Bowers (@mrsbettybowers.bsky.social) 2026-04-30T16:30:37.182Z

[Blue Owl]

1. It does look a little like a blocked colon

[RockRaven]

2. I propose when it is open we call it Hormuz, and when closed we call it Trump

because when it is closed it is fucking everything up... globally.

[tanyev]

3. I'm sure there's some horrible sewage or garbage dump Iran would be happy to name after him.

[struggle4progress]

4. Put the map on a jacket -- and we'll call it the Trump Strait Jacket

[Celerity]

9. The Adicts - Straight Jacket (1979)

Label: Dining Out – TUX 1
Format: Vinyl, 7", 45 RPM, EP
Country: UK
Released: 1979
Genre: Rock
Style: Punk

[LetMyPeopleVote]

5. Here are some alternative new names

[madinmaryland]

6. Uh, no. It will be the Strait of Epstein.

[LetMyPeopleVote]

8. Here you are

[flvegan]

7. He's such a pathetic little moron. n/t

[Emile]

10. Strait of Epstein is what I been calling it.