About that ballroom:

[niyad]

A friend sent me this from social media

"I have never met a dude who fantasized about having his own ballroom. He's basically Cinderella's jealous, bitchy stepsister."

[Grokenstein]

1. The ballroom is the distraction.

Worry more about the bunker beneath it.
piggy's going to have a luxury command center that he (thinks he) never has to leave.
And then Nazfuratu won't have any further use for him.

[niyad]

4. But of course.

[BidenRocks]

2. Don't even think that the call is coming from

Inside the White House, locked in your bunker with you.
Boo!

[tanyev]

3. Also strange that someone obsessed with posting uber-manly memes about himself

spends a large portion of his waking moments thinking about window coverings, paint colors, furnishings, floor coverings and gold-colored accents.

[Blue Owl]

5. He's the Belle of the Ballroom