Is he dead yet?

[Orrex]

Drowned while searching for Comey, who spells seashells down by the sea shore?

Auto-erotic asphyixiation during 90-minute call with his owner?

Forgot to breathe while he was "unnecessarily distracted?


Just fucking died already for literally any reason at all?

[Goonch]

1. ;-{) END THE WAR PLANS

[Wicked Blue]

11. Behold the incompetent MAGAbomber

[SocialDemocrat61]

2. Tried to crawl into bed with Melania

but a several ICE agents beat him to it and shot him.

[hlthe2b]

7. Might be the likeliest demise...

[PuraVidaDreamin]

3. Well his soul certainly is.

His stinky foul bag of bones needs to catch up

[niyad]

4. Alas, my bottle of bubbly remains unopened.

Still, he day is yet young. One dares to dream.

[surfered]

13. I have a dream..

The Confederate Flag would be more appropriate

[niyad]

17. The ruzzian one even more so.

[electric_blue68]

21. And this!

[SheltieLover]

28. Yes!

[electric_blue68]

20. This!

[SheltieLover]

27. Ruskie flag would be most appropriate.

[SheltieLover]

26. Keep it on ice. His day is coming!

[malaise]

5. No but

May the 1st strikes help the cankles explode😀

Add

[hlthe2b]

6. "Good Morning, Friend. This morning's rumor has it that...

... the Clydesdales will have a little "hoof stomping accident" when that orange one comes to see them 'perform for him' shortly"

[jfz9580m]

9. Those horses are fornicators and probably heathen ones at that

🧐

[MustLoveBeagles]

18. That's so sweet 😊

[BigmanPigman]

8. How can we speed the process up?

Could Americans do something so atrocious that he'll stroke out? What REALLY drives him crazy in a nanosecond. We need to push his buttons non-stop.

[Wicked Blue]

10. Hand makeup accidentally washes off

revealing green lizard scales. His minions recoil in horror as he sticks out his long red tongue, catches an insect, collapses and dies. It is a bee with a poisonous stinger.

[malaise]

15. ROFL

[WestMichRad]

12. Above the shoulders, he certainly is.

[twodogsbarking]

14. Poked to ded by Kegsbreath's pointy finger.

[Joinfortmill]

16. Another Day Older Another Day Closer To Deader

[SheltieLover]

19. Not yet, but there is still plenty of time...

[electric_blue68]

22. It's only 1:24PM DST!

[SheltieLover]

23. Still time! Many hours left!

🤞🤞🤞🤞🤞🤞🤞🤞🤞🤞🤞🤞

[electric_blue68]

24. 😄 Only 5:44PM DLS

👍👍👍👍👍👍👍😉

[SheltieLover]

25. 4:55 Pm Central Time

Still many hours to go! 🤞🤞🤞🤞🤞

[electric_blue68]

29. 👍👍👍

[SheltieLover]

30. 🤞🤞🤞

[LetMyPeopleVote]

31. We've hit the Weekend At Bernie's era of Trump's presidency.

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