Is he dead yet?

[Orrex]

Sepsis from where crown of thorns cut his ashen scalp through his mangy hamster pelt hair?

Mauled to death, but it's unclear whether it was a lion, a giraffe, a bear, or a shark?

Stroked out trying to remember person, woman, man, camera, TV?


Just fucking died already for literally ANY reason at all?

[niyad]

1. Alas, my bottle of bubbly remains unopened.

Still, the day is yet young. One dares to dream.

[3825-87867]

7. Niyad,

About that bottle...
Should we (you) really celebrate with
Dom Pérignon!
or would Ripple or Thunderbird or...suggestions be more apropos?

Ripple might be more fitting but Dom Pérignon...ahh, the taste would be, oh, so much more endearing!

[niyad]

11. Dom Perignon would, of course, be fabulous, as would Roederer

or Jadot. But I will be drinking The Widow, Veuve Cliquot.

As for the other items you mentioned. . .just. .NO. Never had either one. One does/did have standards, even when one was in college.

[3825-87867]

13. I agree and

maybe we could send a case of Ripple to Melania?

As far as YOUR toast, when it happens, we definitely need a nice picture of your enjoyment for all of us to vicariously share!

[niyad]

15. I think melanoma will be drinking vodka with her boss.

We will have to see about a picture. I think that the internet will either be very slow, or crash, upon hearing the wonderful news.

[3825-87867]

22. Yep! Slow to overloaded net...

And dancin' in the streets to Martha and the Vandellas for 24 freakn' hours!

[malaise]

20. Blue Nun

😀

[niyad]

23. But of course!

[surfered]

14. I have a dream..

🍾🥂🍾🍾🥂🍾🥂🍾🥂🍾🥂🍾🥂🍾🥂

[malaise]

2. No but

just wait for those MAGA farmers to wake up and smell the price of fertilizer

[Orrex]

3. They'll blame Biden and "illegals"

[malaise]

4. Not this time

Add
Some of them will need this

https://www.democraticunderground.com/100221213787

[Orrex]

19. LOL -- that's excellent!

[twodogsbarking]

5. Melaaaaaniaaaaaaah puts a curse on him. Vultures carry him away with Trump screaming I am not a rapist.

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CBS blames Hunter Biden.

[QueerDuck]

6. Not today... but soon. Perhaps tomorrow.

Fingers crossed!

[Blue Owl]

8. Slowly eaten alive by the maggots infesting the bloated corpse of the GOP

Slowly… painfully…

[hlthe2b]

9. "Two reasons for the orange menace to be fearful and they are both arriving SOON"

So, which animal is that, demented one? Will you survive either one?

[MustLoveBeagles]

26. Beautiful lion 🦁

[Goonch]

10. ;-{) THE KING'S SPEACH

[no_hypocrisy]

12. Has anyone suggested toxic hair dye?

Lead in the facial Bronzer?

[IronLionZion]

16. 86

[niyad]

24. 9 squared +5

[58Sunliner]

17. Nyet. WTH is taking so long?

[SheltieLover]

18. Not yet, but it's still early...plenty of time...

[Joinfortmill]

21. TickTock, one day closer and deeper in death.

[Wicked Blue]

25. The new Quatari Air Force One

just happens to be missing a couple of key parts.

Splash!