Is he dead yet?

[Orrex]

Taken out by agents from Cuba because it's their turn? Again?

Got lost and starved to death asking Chat GPT how to find the bathroom?

Drowned in his bacta tank on May the fourth?


Just fucking died already for any reason at all?

[Goonch]

1. ;-{) POOL PARTY

[malaise]

2. No but

He’s effin terrified that croaking time is coming soon
https://www.nbcnews.com/politics/politics-news/rudy-giuliani-critical-condition-hospital-rcna343376

[niyad]

4. As well he should be.

[niyad]

3. Alas, my bottle of bubbly remains unopened.

Still, the day is yet young. One dares to dream.

[surfered]

7. We share your dream...

It’s the beginning of thunderstorm season in Florida

🍾🥂🍾🥂🍾🥂🍾🥂🍾🥂🍾🥂🍾

[yankee87]

13. Dancing gopher needed

Cue up Kenny Loggins

[GopherGal]

16. As requested...

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[hlthe2b]

5. "Uggh... Monday... Don't get too confident, orange blob because..."

we will pick up the fight shortly. But we just have to get through... Monday"

[MustLoveBeagles]

17. Adorable 🥰

[NewHendoLib]

6. We need an addition "is he dead" post for Rudy

[surfered]

8. At least, Generalissimo Francisco Franco is still critically dead.

[niyad]

10. One small blessing.

[electric_blue68]

18. As is Rushbo!

[niyad]

9. I was thinking the same.I can chill more bubbly for that happy event.

[SheltieLover]

11. Wanting to beat rudy colludi to the finish line, succumbed to the Reaper?

[Joinfortmill]

12. Close, very close.

[Wicked Blue]

14. Bloody putter discovered near water hazard

at his new surprise golf course on the DC Mall.

Kash and Heggy challenge him to a chugging contest. It does not go well.

Giant sinkhole opens up and swallows his ballroom bunker as he inspects the fake gold decor.

[Moostache]

15. Nope...and I am left o plaintively beg the universe to act on this soon...

I would prefer dropped dead on camera, with a few head bounces off of podium and floor caught on film for immortal viewings and super-slo-mo rewinds... but ANYTHING that removes him from the oxygen consuming population is acceptable. ANYTHING.

[LetMyPeopleVote]

19. I am rooting a blood clot