Trump, Putin, Nettybahoo and a groundhog walked into a bar...

[Jack Valentino]

and then an Iranian 'sleeper cell' bombed it and killed them all.

End of story.

[fujiyamasan]

1. What's up with the poor groundhog?

[Jack Valentino]

2. Great question! I have a long-term ongoing issue with a next-door groundhog colony destroying my garden....

I'm a nature lover ,really--- and enjoyed seeing them around the first year,
when they had no interest in my garden...

then one year they ate virtually every newly-sown plant,
except the tomatoes (whose leaves are toxic)
possibly seeking moisture because of a 'drought'--

The year after that, one of them took down all FIVE
of my sunflowers, before they had seeds and even after they were STAKED---

and the year after that, they devoured my 5 broccolis and my 5 cauliflowers,
one by one.....

THAT's WHY the groundhog walked into the bar, with the other bastards---
it's a BLOOD FEUD now!

[fujiyamasan]

3. lol I had assumed it was invading your garden

Maybe the groundhog can simply be relocated. As for the rest of them in your story…

[jmbar2]

4. NetyBooBoo?