Whew! You guys were worried about nothing.

[senseandsensibility]

According to CNN, Rubio says the war launched in Feb. is over! He also said that the goal is now to reopen the strait. So the goal is to get back to where we were prewar, after billions spent and lives lost. And you know that Rs will treat that like a bigger victory than winning World War Two if it happens. Also, according to Mr. Rubio, the war didn't cause gas prices to rise.

So there ya go. So much for Rubio being the smart or sane one, even by R standards.

[dem4decades]

1. I had to turn it off, did the press ask any tough questions?

[senseandsensibility]

3. I couldn't watch

but I guess I just assumed they wouldn't. However, CNN is covering his "presser" or whatever it was with a lot of skepticism, which I appreciate.

[maxsolomon]

7. Did they get a chance to ask any?

tough or soft?

[dem4decades]

8. They asked a few before i shut it off, they were giddy talking to him.

There were more jokes between the press and Rubio than real questions.

[senseandsensibility]

9. Ew

Was this the handpicked WH press corps or the self selected 'dept of war' press corps?

[dem4decades]

10. Don't know but i think he called an OAN jerkoff.

[Lovie777]

2. Gas-lighting.........................................................

he also said Epstein is over...............................................

and more bullshit.

[senseandsensibility]

4. Oh

I missed that part.

[Whip-poor-will]

29. epstein crawling around their sick heads

Everybody in this white house wishes both were true but ......

Wish in one hand .....

[Midnight Writer]

5. I was so excited the war is over that I ran out into the street and kissed the first girl I saw, a pretty nurse.

I'm pretty sure from her reaction that she didn't hear the good news.

[senseandsensibility]

6. DUzy!!

[Irish_Dem]

11. Sad to see a man sell his soul to the devil.

Right on TV.

Rubio looks worse and worse every time I see him.

[senseandsensibility]

12. People say he "knows better"

but I'm starting to doubt that.

[Irish_Dem]

13. His blind ambition to be POTUS has blinded him to right vs wrong.

[flashman13]

22. You are exactly correct there.

I have never thought he was anything other than a stupid man in an empty suit. It is impossible to take anyone seriously that has such low self respect that he would wear cheap shoes, three sizes too big, because he is afraid to offend the Orange Overlord.

It is embarrassing that he represents our country to the rest of the world. You know they know what a vapid person he is and have no respect for him. They also know that they can't believe a word he says. Why would they?

[Irish_Dem]

23. He at least used to be able to project a fake competence.

Now the fact he has no soul, brain, or moral compass is painfully on display.

And the other fact that he will trip around on shoes way too big for him
means he has ZERO self respect as well.

[Pinback]

27. My favorite is him leaning back with eyes half-closed

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in a cabinet meeting to make El Cheato’s dozing look somehow normal.

[Skittles]

15. he's a fucking Trump whore

and I agree, he looks like he is very much aware of that.........GOOD

[Irish_Dem]

45. He knows exactly what he has done.

Yes it is eating at him.
GOOD.

[mercuryblues]

42. Sounds like he needs to buy

The Mega-loco face. I hear if his wife feeds one too, Trump will only charge them triple the going rate.

Rubio will think he got a good deal.
Even after he looks in the mirror and finds out his lips are permanently attached to Trump's rump.

[MissouriDem47]

14. Typical Trump

Declare a win, regardless of facts, quit and go home.

[Skittles]

17. AND LEAVE OTHERS TO CLEAN UP HIS MESS

AT TAXPAYER EXPENSE

[Solly Mack]

16. I never understood anyone thinking Rubio was smart or sane. He has always been a lickspittle.

Maybe it was wishful thinking. Baseless hope.

[Skittles]

18. THANK YOU

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I am thoroughly NOT IMPRESSED too

[Solly Mack]

20. You're welcome. Me neither. Not impressed at all.

[calimary]

25. Me neither!

[Solly Mack]

30. I know I'm cynical but damn. Rubio? No.

[calimary]

36. That damn Rubio.

I’m almost positive he thinks this job is his set-up for the White House. Dear God forbid!!!

[Solly Mack]

37. He probably does. I'd like to see him imprisoned with the rest of them.

Won't happen but not doing so would be a huge mistake.

[Attilatheblond]

40. Have held him in very low regard for years

Ever since I read report of the incredible amount of money he claimed as a deduction for his 'home office' on a tax return decades ago, wrote him off as 'a responsible GOP pol'.

No ethics get between him and what he wants.

[Solly Mack]

43. None whatsoever.

[TBF]

19. Well, thank god we fought & didn't have to release the Epstein Files

[PuraVidaDreamin]

21. Someone gots the goods on Marco.

What ever he did was really bad.

[Katcat]

24. Probably

In the files. What better way for someone to control him than by having blackmail material.

[calimary]

26. But I STILL worry.

They’re not your father’s GOP. With these Republicans, you have to respect that they regard rules and election guidelines as little more than toilet paper, most of which they’ve already used in the bathroom.

[Attilatheblond]

41. Nah, he is such a lightweight, it is probably something MUCH less sinister

Taxes comes to my mind, thinking back to an article I read about him years ago.

[Mr. Evil]

28. Ha ha ha.

Krasnov will shit all over everything he said by this time tomorrow.

[senseandsensibility]

32. He already has

[swong19104]

31. I don't think the Iranians

view the situation in the same way. They’re going to extract their pound of flesh.

[Aviation Pro]

33. Fuck that little sip of water

These fucking people.

[paleotn]

35. That sums it up perfectly.

These fucking people.

[paleotn]

34. If Iran keeps the enriched uranium, it's a total loss.

And an Iranian victory.

[Blue Owl]

38. Rubio, the Fumbling Florshiemed Fuckstick of Florida

[Joinfortmill]

39. The Good Americans! Jeezus.

[Kid Berwyn]

44. Little Marco's quickly forgot...

...about killing the Ayatollah, the political and military leadership, and 160 school kids.

Other than that, heck yeah! Good times.

Now all he needs to do to beat out the other NAZI, the Couchhumper is get that price of oil down to what it was in the good ol' days, when working people could afford a car.