Is he dead yet?

[Orrex]

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Stroked out from effort of writing Epstein's suicide note?

Crushed by collapsing roof through which credit card spending has risen?

Stroked out while escorting a jerk off the golf course?


Just fucking died already for literally any reason at all?

[truddy777]

1. Maybe

People like that always seem to linger way longer than they should. It’s frustrating watching the news and seeing no accountability. He’ll probably outlive us all out of pure spite.

[bdamomma]

21. There are more of

us than them. Just saying.

[Goonch]

2. ;-{) SHIP OF FOOLS

[malaise]

3. No but

There are 38days until June 14

[niyad]

4. Alas, my bottle of bubbly remains unopened.

Still, the day is yet young. One dares to dream.

[SheltieLover]

13. Soon...

🥂🥂🥂🥂🥂🥂

[twodogsbarking]

5. NO He ain't ded yet. In other bad news Lindsey Graham and Mitch McConnell aren't either.

[niyad]

24. Neither is clarence! DAMN IT!!!

[Aussie105]

6. Don't worry!

He may die soon, but the stench of all the wrongs he has done will linger for 50 years!
Mad King Donald has left an indelible stain on the land.

Actually, do worry about that.
Big job ahead, after the funeral and celebrations.

[Joinfortmill]

7. No, goddammit. Don't think even Satan wants him.

[twodogsbarking]

8. Does Satan play golf?

[Joinfortmill]

14. Hahaha

[QueerDuck]

9. Not yet, but the day is young. There's still time. --- Perhaps tomorrow.

Fingers crossed!

[GreenEyedLefty]

10. Today, is one day closer to the Big Day

[bdamomma]

20. His birthday

is coming up in June.

[BigmanPigman]

11. He'll die the nanosecond after I do!

I'd put $$$ down on that bet. He's a vengeful, sadistic, psychopath who does everything out of spite.

However, I'd be more than happy to chip in some $$$$$ when they pass the hat at the next Mafia Meeting when they plan hits. So far we've seen three armatures. I vote for the professionals to do the job correctly.

[Ishoutandscream2]

16. I feel the same way!

I’ll be dead before he dies. His nastiness will keep him going, I’m afraid. It already is!

[SheltieLover]

12. Not yet, but he sure looks as if he is.

[twodogsbarking]

15. Claiming he could be an astronaut he uses a plastic bag for a helmet.

Who needs oxygen.

[hlthe2b]

17. No... but his "negotiating" act with Iran is about to 'kill' us all...

(at least with repeated eye-rolling)

[MustLoveBeagles]

26. That's adorable 🥰

[surfered]

18. I hope I don't get indicted for posting this, but there's hope...

[bdamomma]

19. His

poll ratings you think would hopefully do him in!!!!!

[WestMichRad]

22. He seems to have a little bit of Keith Richards in him

… and I’m not good with that.

[niyad]

25. On the other hand, Keith has been married to the same woman for 43 years.

[niyad]

23. I see that you were on a roll with that "jerk off" story. All excellent!!!

[Blue Owl]

27. Oh Lawd, please let it be TODAY

Can't take another second of this psychopathic egomaniacal creature