The Oval Office after Trump's return from Versailles

[riversedge]

The Oval Office after Trump's return from Versailles

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[Ocelot II]

1. Don't encourage him!

[sop]

5. Trump's calling his "gold guy" the minute he sees this...

[whopis01]

12. You mean the guy at Home Depot who knows where the gold spray paint cans are? n/t

[sop]

13. Donald Trump Flew In His 'Gold Guy' to Give the White House a Mar-a-Lago Makeover

https://people.com/donald-trump-flew-in-gold-guy-white-house-makeover-11718960

[efhmc]

14. You cute.

[orthoclad]

2. Just cut to the tumbrils.

[littlemissmartypants]

8. Skip the tumbril. Make him walk his dumbass to the guillotine.

Preferably in handcuffs.

[jmowreader]

17. Fuck that. It'll take too long

Tie his legs to the back of a draft horse and drag him five miles to the guillotine.

Anything on him that's still there when they arrive gets put in the guillotine.

[littlemissmartypants]

18. Why torture a poor horse when a coal rolling Chevrolet will do?

[jmowreader]

20. Three reasons

1. The only difference between Donald Trump and Caligula is Trump hates horses. Being dragged to his execution by one would really grind his gears.

2. A 2500-pound Percheron stallion won't even notice Trump is back there. A single Percheron horse can pull 3000 pounds of dead weight all day long. Trump only weighs 500 pounds - an easy pull for a big draft horse.

3. Trump would probably like being dragged by a Chevrolet, especially if it was playing Lynyrd Skynyrd on the 8-track.

[littlemissmartypants]

21. 😆😆😆😜👍

[littlemissmartypants]

19. ...

[johnnyfins]

3. Ankles are too thin in the portrait.

[Goonch]

4. ;-{) THIS

[dalton99a]

6. Yep.

[KS Toronado]

7. Surprised he hasn't changed the white stripes on our flag gold yet.

[wnylib]

9. And the stars. He would love to give himself 50 gold stars

for being such a good boy president.

[FakeNoose]

11. Watch him throw a Halloween costume party, just so he can wear this Louis XIV get-up

[GiqueCee]

10. Le fromage...

... à l'extrême! Sacre bleu!

[snot]

15. He could use a wig like Louie's,

But I'd rather not see Trump in tights.

[VTderry]

16. Lo(ser)uis the 47th

The Shunned King

[canetoad]

22. Yes that's really him

In the Louis XIV. "What a well turned leg" portrait.