Is he dead yet?

[Orrex]

Painted skin peeling off in large, embarrassing chunks?

Glued his mouth and nose shut and suffocated?

Caught a fatal case of flu from a soldier?


Just fucking died already for any reason at all?

[niyad]

1. Alas, my bottle of bubbly remains unopened.

Still, the day is yet young. One dares to dream.

[SheltieLover]

3. Waiting is so tiresome...

It has to be soon, doesn't it? Like rfn!

[surfered]

8. As long as they keep buying him Super Glue, our shared dream will soon come true.

🍾🥂🍾🥂🍾🥂🍾🥂🍾🥂🍾🥂🍾🥂

[duhneece]

12. I finally bought my bottle of bubbly last week

And I found the song I’ll play on my way into town to dance. Mick J and David Bowie dancing in the street (I live out in the county -I might start dancing there but I’m meeting friends at the intersection where we’ve been protesting every single Saturday for over a year)

?is=p5wBBfyaikKa4EXh

[niyad]

14. Yayyyy for the bubbly, and your planned celebration! We will, of course,

want video, or at least pics, of that happy event!!!

[duhneece]

17. I confess that I've never learned how to post pictures or videos

When I ran for office, Omaha Steve posted the pictures for me. He’s a DU process treasure.

[niyad]

18. I remember that. He is a treasure, as are you.

[niyad]

19. Jjust watched the video. .amazing. I was almost shocked at how

young they looked. But then I read that it was made in 1985, so wayyy back in the last millenium, on behalf of Live Aid.

[SheltieLover]

2. No, but the entire world is hoping this will be our lucky day!

[Goonch]

4. ;-{) CUT DOWN TO SIZE

[malaise]

5. No but

on reflection the fool is up shit creek without a paddle 😂😂

[surfered]

9. Swamp creek.

[Joinfortmill]

6. No, goddammit!

[surfered]

7. Trump is dying of inhalant abuse.

It’s been reported that Trump himself has been gluing his gold bric-a-brac to the walls of the Oval Office.
https://www.democraticunderground.com/100221315186
Stick with me here, bearing in mind that I did once take a pitch to the head playing baseball, but I think I’m on to something.

These are the effects of sniffing glue :
* Slurred speech
* Trouble walking
* Disorientation
* Hallucinations
* Loss of coordination
* Drowsiness
* Low Blood Pressure
* Difficulty breathing
* Feelings of superiority

Trump exhibits all of those. It all makes sense. Trump is dying from sniffing glue.

[malaise]

10. Might partly explain the breathing problems

Sniff away Slobby 😀

[LymphocyteLover]

16. that, plus the Adderall!

Please God (or Satan?) let nature take its course

[hlthe2b]

11. A seal reenactment--on behalf of the world--of Trump's self-defeat (and sadly that of the US)

No matter how he tries to spin it, he clearly hit the wall...

[MustLoveBeagles]

23. The seal 🦭 is beautiful

A word that doesn't apply to the Orange Menace.

[twodogsbarking]

13. Called Bibi bad names.

And you thought Iran was nasty.

[LymphocyteLover]

15. You'd think the massive bubble of self-delusion he survives on would pop at some point

[LetMyPeopleVote]

20. I love the Lady Gaga shirt

[malaise]

21. Ha

I want one of those 😀

[Blue Owl]

22. Skin peeled off like paint in a reflecting pool

[struggle4progress]

24. i hear he smells like it

[electric_blue68]

25. At Camp David he wanders off into the woods, and.....

is never seen again!

[Ocelot II]

26. Went snorkeling in the Strait of Warm Ooze after Fox News said the water was clear and clean,

and was overcome by a glob of algae the size of JD Vance's favorite sofa.