Trump's longtime head of security Matthew Calamari

[Swede]

Looks like a real stand up guy.

My man looks like Lou Ferrigno made it to vice detective

— Kevin M. Kruse (@kevinmkruse.bsky.social) 2026-06-20T01:05:56.671Z

[jmowreader]

1. He kinda reminds me of someone

This is the late Mafia henchman Thomas DeSimone.

[GoCubsGo]

2. A.K.A. " Matty the Squid."

I see he has the same fake "tough guy" face his asshole boss uses. Fucking assclown.

[Cha]

3. Ekkk.. Central casting. What's that little

gold thing on his lapel?

Calamary, so he's a squid?

[Frasier Balzov]

4. I think it's an insignia for Secret Service agents to recognize.

So he can be known within intimate orbit as an acknowledged friendly persona grata.

[Cha]

6. TY... the SS who let those

People get shot at the PEDO rally in Butler, PA.. and Cory Comperatore gets killed.

[democratsruletheday]

5. I'd call him a GOON but....

that would be offensive to goons everywhere. Dude is butt ugly.