meidasTouch: "Trump blames the green reflecting pool on vandals with chemicals 😂

[orleans]

Trump blames the green reflecting pool on vandals with chemicals 😂

— MeidasTouch (@meidastouch.com) 2026-06-20T02:07:27.158Z

replies:

"I don't take any responsibility at all" strikes again

— J-Dave (@j-dave.bsky.social) 2026-06-20T02:10:05.910Z

Roving gangs of organic chemists. 🧑‍🔬

— Curt (@curtisma.bsky.social) 2026-06-20T02:11:01.696Z

Trillions of tiny vandals, the likes of which have never been seen!

— John Heaner (@johnheaner.bsky.social) 2026-06-20T02:13:16.997Z

and all that natl guard, and tons of cops on the mall, cameras, didnt see anything. got it.
-https://bsky.app/profile/musiccomposer.com

It's time for another cognative test

— (@jhorn001bea.bsky.social) 2026-06-20T02:13:08.373Z

Algae-terrorism.

— Gen X Antifa Kitty 🐈‍⬛ (@calamity1849.bsky.social) 2026-06-20T02:09:47.804Z

he should probably give that algae 0 billion so it will stop blooming

— time and again (@timeandagain.bsky.social) 2026-06-20T02:44:23.780Z

[Turbineguy]

1. Sounds like antifa again.

[orleans]

4. you never know. antifa algae could be a thing

at least in donald's rotted, perverted, decaying mind

maybe he'll call petey the fox war guy and have him start dropping bombs into the reflecting pool and just blow that antifa algae out of the green water. that would show it!

[MustLoveBeagles]

2. Brought to you by the party of personal responsibility

[Tanuki]

3. .....

[Sneederbunk]

5. Put Kash Patel on it.

[Cha]

6. Prove it, Asshole Liar! Or

STFu.

[dem4decades]

7. Did vandals sign the Iran agreement?

[underpants]

27. 😂

[Brother Buzz]

8. What's it all about, Algae?

[mwmisses4289]

28. ...!!!

[LessAspin]

9. HARP

Pretty sure Natalie Harp wrote that manifesto -- too coherent to be Trump

— Peter Sagal (@petersagal.bsky.social) 2026-06-19T11:55:39.579Z

Video (no sound) of Trump at his golf club. You can see Natalie Harp walk by his table.

— PatriotTakes 🇺🇸 (@patriottakes.bsky.social) 2026-06-17T16:56:25.816Z

Out of gift links, sorry, but one more bit to share:

— Peter Sagal (@petersagal.bsky.social) 2026-06-19T11:52:17.142Z

[calimary]

11. Is that her in the top photo?

The blonde with the big smile and the legs?

No wonder she got his attention.

[LessAspin]

23. OANN

Yes .. the former OANN anchor Natalie Harp.

"Natalie Harp, former anchor at OANN, who supported Trump in his baseless claims that the 2020 election was stolen.

Dubbed the “human printer,” she feeds him positive media coverage, and conspiracy theories — and even wrote him several adoring letters.

“You are all that matters to me”

— web_rant (@webrant.bsky.social) 2026-05-14T15:56:33.936Z

I thought you were being facetious…you were not.

www.thecut.com/article/nata...

— (@abarcks.bsky.social) 2026-05-14T15:16:41.357Z

Through twilight-hour shifts, President Trump’s executive assistant Natalie Harp supplies the president with stacks of printed-out drafts and awaits his approval before hitting post. Her work has included posts of the Obamas as apes and an AI-generated image of Trump as Jesus Christ. trib.al/PhHqu5y

— The New Republic (@newrepublic.com) 2026-05-14T12:47:37.309222Z

[calimary]

33. When you get closer, she gets uglier.

[Boomerproud]

37. Get a life, preferably not in a cult.

Yikes!

[mwmisses4289]

30. She's his Ivanka replacement.

Ivanka is...what...50 something now? Getting a little to long in the tooth for daddy-o. Natalie is...what...30 something? Still has a few more good years left before t dumps her for an even younger ivanka look alike.

[GenThePerservering]

36. Ivanka with knobby knees

[RockCreek]

10. He's actually right!

The vandals he hired.

[struggle4progress]

12. 'It's the aliens!"

[littlemissmartypants]

13. Is no one going to credit him with the art of the peel?

[rubbersole]

16. Funny 😁!

[calimary]

19. Looks more like "The Art of the Banana Peel" to me, by now.

[tanyev]

14. Yeah, your incompetent pool guys.

[OAITW r.2.0]

15. Dude is done, Just needs to expire.

Best gift for our 250th I could ask for.

[Aussie105]

17. What's the volume of the green pool?

At this stage, I'd recommend chlorine - either as a gas added to the water circulation system - if there is an effective one - or as powder, by the 100s of Kg, and manual removal of the floating paint sheets.

Going to take a while.

[Renew Deal]

18. Algae is antifa!

[purr-rat beauty]

20. If that's the case

Can we blame trump for increased cancer due to the East Wing's demolition?

That is muuuuch more offensive than well....

a falsehood

[DFW]

21. Trump describing himself as a "vandal with chemicals"

That’s far more original than “stable genius,” anyway.

[BannonsLiver]

22. He's setting the stage to fence the entire pool off indefinitely.

It’ll be guise of “repairs from damage done by vandals”. He’ll have the whole thing cordoned off so people can’t get close enough to post pics on social media etc., which will also keep the media away. It’ll be like the Kennedy Center tarp on steroids.

[Hugin]

31. "Throw a tarp over it!"

The Turd Reich battle cry.

[bif]

24. You own this, asshole!

It's always someone else's fault.

[ProudMNDemocrat]

25. Take the keys away from grandpa Trump..

He's a DANGER to himself, not to mention the ENTIRE COUNTRY!

[Emile]

26. He promised to drain the swamp, but instead, he spent $14 million to build a brand new one right in front of Lincoln.

[Bayard]

29. Roving gangs of organic chemists!

[yellowcanine]

32. "Sir, Antifa vandalized the pool!" he said, with tears in his eyes!

[allegorical oracle]

34. Narcissism strikes again. He's far too important for algae to dare infect a stagnant

pool of water in summer. Just as he's too important to ever lose an election. Must blame a conspiracy of outside forces working to do him in. Ironic, given that he's his own worst enemy.

[electric_blue68]

35. "Roving gangs of organic chemists"....

⚗️🧪⚗️🧪⚗️