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Orrex

(67,548 posts)
Mon Jun 22, 2026, 09:36 AM Monday

Is he dead yet?

Overdosed when he thought he was typing in the nuclear codes, but it was actually the code for his adderall pump?

Coronary after realizing that Netanyahu doesn't answer to him re: Iran, Lebanon, or anything else for that matter?

Died during a hunting accident?


Just fucking died? No? Why the hell not?



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Is he dead yet? (Original Post) Orrex Monday OP
;-{) FORGOTTEN Goonch Monday #1
No but malaise Monday #2
Same here. niyad Monday #4
Alas, my bottle of bubbly remains unopened. niyad Monday #3
Others share our dream surfered Monday #13
LOVE IT!!! niyad Monday #15
This weekend my wife discovered some Korbel with a patriotic themed... NNadir Monday #18
I reallllly do not want to wait that long!!! niyad Monday #19
I fully understand. That said, if not before it would be appropriate. NNadir Monday #23
We keep hoping!!! niyad Monday #24
Any day would be good MustLoveBeagles Monday #20
Hold the vision! SheltieLover Monday #27
No, but SocialDemocrat61 Monday #5
Still not as ugly as dump MustLoveBeagles Monday #22
Hey Winebox Judge Pirro, our Mallard army has been using this reflecting pond hlthe2b Monday #6
I'd love to see them overthrown by the duck army MustLoveBeagles Monday #9
Don Jr. is a big game hunter isn't he? Grim Chieftain Monday #7
God, no. stage left Monday #8
No but he's been wandering around aimlessly this morning Yo_Mama_Been_Loggin Monday #10
Dissolved by Green Slime!!!! Blumancru Monday #11
Suffocated on pool liner LeftInTX Monday #12
I find myself wishing someone would just trip him into the reflecting pool... Moostache Monday #14
If you listen carefully you can hear Alan Greenspan calling "come with me Donald, Lucifer wants to meet you". twodogsbarking Monday #16
It's been quite a while since I've seen one of these posts. BobTheSubgenius Monday #17
They are here every day. niyad Monday #21
Someone is coming for trump LetMyPeopleVote Monday #25
Let the reaping begin Blue Owl Monday #28
Since he is stuck on the number 22, maybe this will be our lucky day! SheltieLover Monday #26
I like those odds! Blue Owl Monday #29
The algae merged into a single, murderous entity Wicked Blue Monday #30

niyad

(135,376 posts)
3. Alas, my bottle of bubbly remains unopened.
Mon Jun 22, 2026, 09:49 AM
Monday

Still, the day is yet young. One dares to dream.

NNadir

(38,875 posts)
18. This weekend my wife discovered some Korbel with a patriotic themed...
Mon Jun 22, 2026, 12:30 PM
Monday

...label. It's that way for America's 250th anniversary.

That's the bottle we'll pop on that blessed day. Wouldn't it be great if he kicked off on July 4th, 2026?

NNadir

(38,875 posts)
23. I fully understand. That said, if not before it would be appropriate.
Mon Jun 22, 2026, 12:49 PM
Monday

He does seem to be fading fast, not as fast as we might like, but still faster abd faster each day.

MustLoveBeagles

(18,361 posts)
20. Any day would be good
Mon Jun 22, 2026, 12:34 PM
Monday

Though if it happens on the 4th that day will have another special meaning.

hlthe2b

(115,205 posts)
6. Hey Winebox Judge Pirro, our Mallard army has been using this reflecting pond
Mon Jun 22, 2026, 09:58 AM
Monday

longer than you've been weaned off of merlot in jugs... You won't arrest us all for your claims of vandalism and we will return and return and return.

Moostache

(11,350 posts)
14. I find myself wishing someone would just trip him into the reflecting pool...
Mon Jun 22, 2026, 11:59 AM
Monday

That fat bastard would EASILY drown in there... or at least I'd pay money to watch him flail around in the muck!

twodogsbarking

(19,871 posts)
16. If you listen carefully you can hear Alan Greenspan calling "come with me Donald, Lucifer wants to meet you".
Mon Jun 22, 2026, 12:09 PM
Monday

BobTheSubgenius

(12,275 posts)
17. It's been quite a while since I've seen one of these posts.
Mon Jun 22, 2026, 12:10 PM
Monday

I've missed them, and was thinking about then a day or two ago.

Wicked Blue

(9,097 posts)
30. The algae merged into a single, murderous entity
Mon Jun 22, 2026, 07:35 PM
Monday

that emerged from the water and crept toward the White House one dark and stormy night.

Slithering under a door, Mr. Algae followed the stench of you-know-who into his bedroom.

There the green hero flattened himself into a blanket and smothered the s.o.b.

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