Is he dead yet?

[Orrex]

OD'ed?

Stroked out in panic over the forthcoming release?

Died foaming at the mouth?


Just fucking died already?

[SocialDemocrat61]

1. Went to Greenspan's funeral

Tripped and fell into the grave. Andrea Mitchell blamed it on Hillary Clinton.

[Orrex]

4. LOL if only!

[hlthe2b]

2. Trumpies flee DC in panic...

After Vance's rabies revealed**



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https://upload.democraticunderground.com/10143684858

[MustLoveBeagles]

17. Lol

[no_hypocrisy]

3. Either:

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A) Missed a dose of Retatrutide

B) Someone switched Retatrutide with Aspirin.

[Goonch]

5. ;-{) 4th of July Mishap

[MustLoveBeagles]

18. I like how everyone is pointing and laughing

[LymphocyteLover]

6. crushed by the plywood version of his Arc de Triumphe falling over on him?

https://www.thedailybeast.com/trump-goons-defile-national-mall-with-tacky-plywood-horror/

[malaise]

7. No but

What happened in Venezuela should frighten the hell out of him.
Folks are calling the two quakes his bad karma,

[greatauntoftriplets]

26. They should be!

I thought he was now the president of Venezuela. When is sending in troops and aid to assist in recovery from the quakes?

[malaise]

29. Has he personally said a single word?

The football fans just had a pre match ( Cabo Verde v Saudi Arabia)moment of silence for the dead, the injured and all Venezuelans.
My peeps say expect numbers to rise to very close to 10,000.

[greatauntoftriplets]

30. I haven't heard a word about it from him.

10,000 dead in this day and age is a staggering number. Never thought the 164 deaths I saw quoted yesterday would be the ultimate total. So sad.

[malaise]

31. Official numbers are close to 1,000 today and climbing

Big time

[SheltieLover]

8. Not yet, but hopefully today will be our lucky day.

[electric_blue68]

22. It's only 6:37PM here. We have several hours left!

[SheltieLover]

23. That's the spirit!

[electric_blue68]

24. 😄 👍

[SheltieLover]

25. 🤞🤞🤞

🙏

[twodogsbarking]

9. Died of a 350 foot gash to his head.

[Joinfortmill]

10. Praying. Actually. Praying.

[surfered]

11. He's not playing golf. There are rumors he's taking a mysterious drug.

And he’s cracking under the pressure of his failures. He’s definitely getting closer to the end.

[Yo_Mama_Been_Loggin]

12. Went out Joseph Stalin style

Hemorrhagic stroke lying in a pool of his own urine. Is Stephen Miller his Beria?

[NNadir]

21. If so, I hope there will be a movie made at witty as...

...The Death of Stalin.

It's hilarious. I'd love to see JD Vance portrayed by Steve Buscemi the way he portrayed Khrushchev.

Steve Miller would certainly fit into the Beria like role.

[niyad]

13. Alas, my bottle of bubbly remains unopened.

Still, the day is yet young. One dares to dream.

[malaise]

14. ROFL

DuckDuckGo.

[bluestarone]

15. It's getting so fucking bad that the word HE in your thread should be changed to

THEY. Are THEY dead yet!

[Wicked Blue]

16. Teleported to McDonalds instead of Waffle House

Landed in a vat of ketchup.
Gorged himself.
Drowned.

[MustLoveBeagles]

19. Good one 😂

[Orrex]

20. Nice throwback!

[LetMyPeopleVote]

27. A question we are all asking

[Ocelot II]

28. No, and I'm beginning to think he's the consequences of our national karma.

He's our cosmic punishment for accepting and propagating the myth of American exceptionalism. We thought we were better than everybody else. We were the world's special people. There was something wrong with those Germans, they thought they were so great with their Nietzche and their Beethoven and all those scientists and scholars, and yet they let Hitler take over. We wouldn't have let something like that happen. It could never happen here!

And Karma said, "Hold my beer and watch this."