Trump's cognitive health and tiny fair crowds take center stage in brutal Jimmy Fallon bit

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By Daniel Hampton
Published June 26, 2026 7:59 AM ET

Jimmy Fallon spent a second straight night ribbing President Donald Trump's new Great American State Fair on Thursday, saving his sharpest jab for a petting zoo bit aimed squarely at the president's cognitive fitness.

The "Tonight Show" host took aim at the fair, which opened to the public on Thursday on the National Mall as part of America's 250th anniversary celebrations, rattling off a list of fictional attractions inspired by Trump.

"The fair has everything," Fallon said, according to Mediaite. "There's a giant Ferris wheel, there's a carousel. They even have a Trump approval rating roller coaster, which has the biggest drop in history."

https://www.rawstory.com/great-american-state-fair-2677112668/?utm_source=front-sidebar-watch

The rowing was just to funny.............

[Lovie777]

1. Good...................

truth comedy style.

[sop]

2. Remember the time Roger Stone posted an aerial photo of a New Year's Eve Rod Stewart concert in Rio de Janeiro

that drew 3.5 million fans, claimed it was the crowd at a one of Trump's sparsely attended rallies, then added "Yeah, New Jersey is in play... Could Joe Biden draw a crowd like this?"

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3. Roger Stone should be in jail....................

[Taylor Picker]

4. Too little, too late.

It's easier to joke about a lame duck politician whose popularity is at an all-time low.
When he was running, he had him on the show and tousled his hair.