Political Profile: Ken Paxton

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Texas Attorney General Ken Paxton (R) will be facing James Talarico (D) in the race for a U.S. Senate seat this November. Here’s everything you need to know about the Republican candidate.

Angle Of Smirk: 34 degrees

Signature Style: Rushing to put belt back on

Campaign Slogan: “Come Alone With Small, Unmarked Bills”

Position On Pedophilia: Moderate

Good Side: Neither

Political Goals: Not going to prison

Favorite Exercise: Shaking fist at unwed mothers

Most Embarrassing Moment: Forgetting who was bribing who in middle of exchange

What He’ll Do If He Loses: Sue the voters

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1. He let a convicted pedophile off the hook.

He let a convicted pedophile off the hook.

He let a convicted pedophile off the hook.

He let a convicted pedophile off the hook.

He let a convicted pedophile off the hook.

He let a convicted pedophile off the hook.

He let a convicted pedophile off the hook.

He let a convicted pedophile off the hook.

He let a convicted pedophile off the hook.

He let a convicted pedophile off the hook.

Fuck Ken Paxton!

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2. Paxton : he's a pedophile protector and possible crook.

Just the kind of guy texass repukes love.