If I were Trump's chief of staff first thing I did would be get a colostomy for Trump

[31j20b3]

The whole sitting on towels thing, the terrible smells emerging from Trumps presence with Global leaders of politics and economy would be bagged, segregated from room air, and out of consideration.

But as it is, Trump proceeds as the stinkingist world leader, EVER.

[Ocelot II]

1. Getting Lindsey Graham out of there would be a good first step.

[hlthe2b]

2. He wouldn't maintain the colostomy bag either so similar problem...

I've long thought about the "body man" who used to shadow Trump during his Apprentice days and first year or so of his first administration--but who escaped with a big $$$$ NDA (undoubtedly) to return to NYC. John McEntee? (I think)

Damn, he was lucky to get the hell out of there. Enough 'shit' for a lifetime, undoubtedly and quite literally.

[ultralite001]

9. Gives new meaning...

to "bag man"...

🤣🤣🤣

[Turbineguy]

3. And you get the occasional rude noise when he speaks anyway.

[no_hypocrisy]

4. Or he should just have a Fleet Enema before he appears in public.

Wonder how his new girlfriend likes it . . . . .

[usonian]

6. I heard that they renamed Boston Garden the Fleet Center. And never thought about it again.

[31j20b3]

7. IMO, she EATS it up.

Sorry for the psychic imagery, but it's likely pretty true for the guy that loves being pissed on

[lame54]

5. You misspelled lobotomy

[31j20b3]

8. I see what you did there...