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Orrex

(67,544 posts) Sat Jun 27, 2026, 06:38 AM 1 hr ago

Is he dead yet?

Had a stroke while having a stroke?

Blood pressure crashed when his heart meds interacted with a megadose of viagra?

Coronary while treating loving an aide just like his own daughter?

Just fucking died already?

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Is he dead yet? (Original Post) Orrex 1 hr ago OP

Went to the Great American State Fair SocialDemocrat61 1 hr ago #1

Very elaborate! Orrex 1 hr ago #2

I can see it now! Joinfortmill 41 min ago #6

Stuck in the drain when plug was pulled on Reflecting Pool? SheltieLover 1 hr ago #3

Attacked by Smurfs upset that the cost of blue paint went up by 350%. twodogsbarking 48 min ago #4

No, goddammit! Joinfortmill 42 min ago #5

;-{) WAISTED ON WEIGHT LOSS DRUGS Goonch 33 min ago #7

Alas, my bottle of bubbly remains unopened. niyad 9 min ago #8

SocialDemocrat61

(8,391 posts)

1. Went to the Great American State Fair

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Sat Jun 27, 2026, 06:52 AM

1 hr ago

and went for a ride on the ferris wheel, but he was over the weight limit and the motor went wild, accelerating to a extremely high speed until he pod was ejected, flying off across Washington and crashing in to the reflecting pool where the algae ate him.