Kids! The road to success involves excessive drugs and junk food. signed ... "His Flatulency, DJT"

[usonian]

Trump is so mad his late-night snack obsession was revealed he’s issued a new White House edict: report
https://www.the-independent.com/news/world/americas/us-politics/trump-snack-regime-change-book-b3004037.html



Your funny for the day:

Health and Human Services Secretary Robert F. Kennedy Jr. confirmed the president’s dietary preferences on The Katie Miller Podcast earlier this year, claiming the president “drinks the Diet Coke at all times.”

“The interesting thing about the president is that he eats really bad food, which is McDonald’s, and, you know, candy and Diet Coke,” Kennedy told Miller. “I don’t know how he’s alive, but he is.”

PRESERVATIVES, OF COURSE!!

Candy was contacted and didn't reply as of this writing.


And drugs? Let's talk about executive drug use and "Executive Odors"

"High Hitler" by the History Channel, at archive.org
Thankfully, the video doesn't embed here.
https://archive.org/details/high-hitler

[dalton99a]

1. From 2018:

[usonian]

2. Oh, that's OK. The body fights back.

That stuff just irreversibly damages the brain.