Please , be soon

[dweller]

✌🏻

[dalton99a]

1. Kick

[electric_blue68]

2. TY 😄 I was thinking of mentioning this from reddit. Saw it last night. The Replies are Hilarious!

This is in Cleveland.

[Ocelot II]

3. ROFL!

I laughed loudly enough to startle my cat. And yes, let this happen soon. Reddit comments are hilarious. https://www.reddit.com/r/pics/comments/1uhbo1x/oc_someday_a_mortician_gets_to_superglue_his_lips/

[MIButterfly]

7. Thanks for the link, Ocelot II!

You're right; the comments are HILARIOUS! I laughed so loud and hard at some of them, I scared my poor cat, too! She ran away, probably to get as far away from me as she possibly could.

[Diamond_Dog]

4. Do they make a glue strong enough to do the job?

Props to Cleveland!

[Traildogbob]

5. It is hard to glue

A perfect circle together. He may have to just glue a “Shaft” in there and fill it that way.
I have recommendations for said shaft.

[Goonch]

6. ;-{) SCREW WORMS

[Maj. Dude]

8. Let it be,

fire activated when he ends up in hell.

[AllaN01Bear]

9. kick

[AllaN01Bear]

10. ""

please, prettty please .

[Bev54]

11. So then the equally incompetent and stupid VP Vance will take over.

If he is just as bad, I guess we will all have to wait and see but I have no illusions that things will change much except not having to see and listen to the decrepit orange jackass. I wonder if Marco worries about being fired if Trump dies before his term ends.

[diane in sf]

13. JD lacks the appeal to the magat hordes.

[meadowlander]

15. Then we get to find out if they love their hate more than they hate JD.

I'm not holding my breath.

[Bev54]

18. I don't disagree but can JD cut Rubio off if he gains power?

[AZ8theist]

29. Absolutely.

He can fire him and nominate a new Sec of State.

Won't stop Lil Marco from running for the Repuke nomination in 2028.

[progressoid]

25. A different kind of bad. But just as bad.

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He clearly has no morals and is a blatant opportunist.

[diane in sf]

12. Right after the midterms would be great.

[mountain grammy]

14. Love this!

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Come on Ohio! Give us back Sharrod Brown!

[niyad]

16. Now would be good.

[bdamomma]

17. can't come

soon enough. Eff him.

[Talitha]

19. Fantastic!

[Grins]

20. Anus lips. A TINY bit of glue.... NM

[Talitha]

21. My favorite comment....

"How about we don't wait until he is dead?"

[Blue Owl]

22. I wonder if anyone's ever bludgeoned a cadaver

If I were that lucky mortician, I would have to exercise restraint…..

[AZ8theist]

30. If I was his mortician, this would be his make-up:

[FakeNoose]

23. From the same Reddit thread

Not the same bridge though....

[FakeNoose]

24. Here's another that was posted on Reddit a couple days ago ...

It's an epidemic!

[calimary]

27. Absolutely LOVE this!

Can’t decide which is my favorite part, the sign on the overpass, or our little green friend holding the “TEAM ALGAE” poster!

[Groundhawg]

26. I Wish no ill will on any human.

[Mark.b2]

28. My guess is Sherrod Brown would rather this sign would not have been put up....

As much as I as I despise kowtowing to independents, our team needs their votes in very close races like the Ohio Senate race. Wanting opponents dead isn’t exactly going to be appreciated or even understood by the meaty part of the voter bell curve.