DOGE Now Has Access to the Top US Cybersecurity Agency
Source: Wired
Edward Coristine, a 19-year-old engineer with Elon Musks so-called Department of Government Efficiency (DOGE) known as Big Balls, is now on staff at the Cybersecurity and Infrastructure Security Agency (CISA), WIRED has confirmed. He is joined by another member of the DOGE team, 38-year-old software engineer Kyle Schutt, who is now also on the CISA staff, according to a government source.
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Coristinebriefly an intern for Musks brain-computer interface company, Neuralink, as WIRED has reportedhas been working his way through numerous federal agencies and departments as a DOGE operative since January. He has been tracked at the General Services Administration (GSA), the Office of Personnel Management, the State Department, and FEMA. At States Bureau of Diplomatic Technology, he potentially had access to systems containing sensitive information about diplomats and many sources and spies around the world who provide the U.S. government with intelligence and expertise.
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Its not clear yet what level of access Coristine might have to data and networks at CISA, but the agency, which is responsible for the defense of civilian federal government networks and works closely with critical infrastructure owners around the country, stores a lot of sensitive and critical security information on its networks. This includes information about software vulnerabilities, breaches, and network risk assessments conducted for local and state election offices. Since 2018, CISA has helped state and local election offices around the country assess vulnerabilities in their networks and help secure them. CISA also works with the Federal Bureau of Investigation and the National Security Agency to notify victims of breaches and process information about software vulnerabilities before the information becomes public.
Coristine, as WIRED has previously reported, worked briefly in 2022 for Path Network, a network monitoring firm known for hiring reformed blackhat hackers. According to security journalist Brian Krebs, an account once associated with him was also previously linked with a loosely-formed cybercriminal community known as The Com, whose members have been responsible for various hacking operations in the last few years, including the hack of numerous Snowflake accounts. Coristine has not been associated with the Snowflake breaches, but as WIRED has reported, an account that has been associated with him did appear to suggest the owner of the account was seeking help to conduct a Distributed Denial of Service attacka criminal technique that involves launching extensive traffic at a domain to disable it and prevent legitimate traffic from reaching it. Krebs also reported that Path had fired Coristine for allegedly leaking internal company documents to a competitor.
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Read more: https://www.wired.com/story/doge-cisa-coristine-cybersecurity/
The final paragraph of the article quotes a cybersecurity expert wondering "what's the point" of fighting cybercrime if government access is going to be given to people like this.

Klarkashton
(2,892 posts)He gets his claws on to the dark web just for the pure hell of it.
Then what?
C_U_L8R
(46,296 posts)Beavis is gonna be dropping Easter eggs and back doors into our national security systems.
yellow dahlia
(1,423 posts)I wouldn't let this creepy hacker punk anywhere near my PC. I wouldn't even let him in my house for a cup of coffee. And yet, the resident of the oval office gives him access to places where only civil servants with experience and integrity and meritocracy should go.
The totality of all this damage will likely never be known.
ancianita
(39,620 posts)Meowmee
(7,230 posts)Puppyjive
(653 posts)That doesn't really make sense to me.
moniss
(6,530 posts)Last edited Thu Feb 20, 2025, 08:00 AM - Edit history (1)
article he is merely a high school graduate who seems to have been active in the hacker arena for unknown purposes. I can say that based on this photo of him that he has little to no awareness of how to size or wear a suit jacket. It perhaps comes to him if he idolizes Edolph who we see in the same article as displaying similar inability to function in a dress environment without looking like his wrinkled, cheap suit jacket was purchased at a yard sale and as though he has no concept of how to achieve a decent looking knot in his tie and to adjust it properly to the collar of the shirt.
As far as hair goes the kid looks like he's bald and bought a cheap wig at Goodwill and Edolph is poorly trimmed around the ear and his side burns appear to be just sort of hanging in a point rather than trimmed in any way although that could be the camera angle.
It never ceases to amaze me how some supposedly powerful, intelligent men have so little awareness of how they look. A personal valet is there for you for a purpose. I'm not saying the kid should have one but for goodness sakes he could at least ask for help. Edolph on the other hand obviously could afford a valet for his valet and never think twice about the cost.
But a large part of the problem with people like this, along with Crumb The 1st, is that they believe they know more than everybody else about everything including how they look and dress and so they take no direction or advice. It shows.
https://www.newsweek.com/who-big-balls-teen-doge-engineer-edward-coristine-2027698