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FakeNoose

(35,634 posts)
Mon Aug 19, 2024, 03:12 PM Aug 2024

Today's Tiedrich rant - I'm not going to print his bizarre title



Link: https://www.jefftiedrich.com/p/jd-vance-jizz-cups-and-other-scenes

imagine you’re one of Donny Convict’s dead-ender cultists. you’re MAGA to the core. you’ve got all the merch. there’s the red hat that immediately identifies you as a total fucking moron from a thousand yards away. your house — covered with homemade TRUMP banners — is the eyesore of the neighborhood.

your rusting pickup truck badly needs a new set of tires, but you’ve spent that money on the two dozen TRUMP flags festooned all over it — and oh look, you’ve got the obligatory ‘Joe Biden hogtied’ decal across the tailgate. so charming!

you’ve gone out in public wearing “real men wear diapers” adult diapers in solidarity with the overgrown man-baby who regularly shits himself. when Dear Leader got his magically-regrown ear shot all to pieces, you showed your support by taping a maxi-pad over your own ear.

so, after all that, what do you do for an encore? this, apparently.



yes, those are jizz cups. specifically, they are sperm sample cups with Couchfuck McGee’s vapid face plastered on them, bearing the words “J.D. Vance Full Family Kit.” what in the jewel-encrusted small-batch artisanal fuck is going on here?
- more at link -

This is one of Tiedrich's stranger rants ... but it's not without some entertainment value.

After the first item, he moves onto the subject of the Democratic Convention and the many Xweets and comments made by concerned Repukes. It's worth a click to read the rest on "Everyone is entitled to my own opinion."


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Today's Tiedrich rant - I'm not going to print his bizarre title (Original Post) FakeNoose Aug 2024 OP
Dramatic Face palm rockbluff botanist Aug 2024 #1
I'm never sure whether to feel sorry for or scornful of... 3catwoman3 Aug 2024 #2
Must read! LMAO! The Taylor Swift part is an instant classic. mobeau69 Aug 2024 #3
I'm trying not to laugh too loudly... 3catwoman3 Aug 2024 #4
Nothing strange about the rant. Jirel Aug 2024 #5
And they wonder why we call them "Weird ????? /nt sdfernando Aug 2024 #6
I'd like to submit my resignation from the human race, KatyaR Aug 2024 #7
If anybody resigns it should be the MAGAs FakeNoose Aug 2024 #8
Their symbol is now slime orthoclad Aug 2024 #9

3catwoman3

(25,419 posts)
2. I'm never sure whether to feel sorry for or scornful of...
Mon Aug 19, 2024, 03:22 PM
Aug 2024

...people who are so gullible and so easily manipulated. Christ on a cracker.

3catwoman3

(25,419 posts)
4. I'm trying not to laugh too loudly...
Mon Aug 19, 2024, 03:38 PM
Aug 2024

...because I don't want to have to explain to my husband why I'm laughing.

I find this phrase particularly amusing - "...what in the jewel-encrusted small-batch artisanal fuck is going on here?"

Jirel

(2,259 posts)
5. Nothing strange about the rant.
Mon Aug 19, 2024, 04:22 PM
Aug 2024

When reality takes a hard turn to the surreal, it’s worth being commented upon. Blame the weirdos with the jizz cups, not Tiedrich.

KatyaR

(3,527 posts)
7. I'd like to submit my resignation from the human race,
Mon Aug 19, 2024, 05:34 PM
Aug 2024

effective immediately, please.

WTF? Who the F comes up with this shit?

There aren't enough facepalms in the world......

orthoclad

(4,728 posts)
9. Their symbol is now slime
Mon Aug 19, 2024, 08:19 PM
Aug 2024

The high road is impossibly out of reach.

I heard from a guy that Vance is into sheep. Or was it just sweaters?
"Mmmm, real angora"

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