Jeff Tiedrich - oh great, now the press is sanewashing Bobby Brainworms

[Yo_Mama_Been_Loggin]

hey, remember when the media sanewashed Donny Convict’s blitheringly incoherent hate-rally speeches? that was fun, right?

all that crazypants batshit — the gibbering about boats and batteries and sharks and Hannibal Lecter wants to have you for dinner — it all got swept straight the fuck under the rug, giving voters the impression that Dear Leader was just a relatable bro who was running for president out of the goodness of his heart. “somebody has to do something about the price of eggs, and I guess that somebody is me.”

hiding Donny’s demented authoritarian word-salad from the public sure worked out swimmingly for the country, didn’t it?

well, hold onto your hats, folks, because now that Bobby Brainworms Jr has been tapped to head the Department of Dying of a Preventable Disease, the worthless scribblers of the corporate-controlled press are now hard at work cleaning up his shit, too.

https://www.jefftiedrich.com/p/oh-great-now-the-press-is-sanewashing

[Blue Owl]

1. Why it's perfectly sane to put a dead bear in your trunk

Drop it off in a park next to an abandoned bicycle, and claim it was struck by a cyclist. Perfectly sane.

[FakeNoose]

2. I feel bad for Bob - he belongs in a full-care nursing home with excellent medical care

I feel bad for the Kennedy family, seeing their brother/father/uncle making a mess of things to their utter embarrassment. But the Chump cabinet is completely fucked up, and Bob is going to make it 10 times worse.

I predict he'll be the first one fired.

We need to start a bingo card for Chump's nutty appointments - who's getting fired first?