Borowitz - Traitor of the Week: Quisling No. 4

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Each week, I highlight those who, for personal gain, are aiding and abetting the criminal cabal operating out of the White House. After I have profiled a number of Traitors of the Week, I’ll ask TBR readers to vote for America’s Top Traitor.

One final note: some readers have suggested that President Musk and his senile toady, Donald Trump, deserve Traitor of the Week honors. While they are undeniably pillaging the US and should be brought to justice in post-coup tribunals, they aren’t, strictly speaking, quislings—they are the occupying enemy with whom the quislings are collaborating.

Having clarified my brief, then, I offer for your consideration the latest Traitor of the Week. I think you’ll agree that this one was a no-brainer:

Lindsey Graham

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For the better part of a decade, the senior senator from South Carolina has been enmeshed in an on-again, off-again—but mainly on-again—bromance with Donald J. Trump.

https://www.borowitzreport.com/p/traitor-of-the-week-quisling-no-4

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1. Graham is a spineless cheap impersonation of a human being

Does absolutely nothing positive for his country or his constituents. Shameless.

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2. Every one of the doge gang members are traitors who are going behind the scenes, and gutting our nation's

infrastructure all on the say-so of two idiots, one of whom is in the WH. And some of these platforms that these doge traitors are hitting are mandated by Congress too. How do they manage to get their greasy fingers into these legally mandated programs?

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3. Paywall.

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4. Thank you for posting